YUP | 2 YO.
There's a new app for your IOS/Android device that only serves one function: to send the word "YO" to your internet pals. It's obviously more clever than I can see, because they just pulled $1m in funding for the app.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 20th 2014 (12:04am) | Thanks: Rich Cream
A couple of images to amuse you.
Sexy girl.
Walking man.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jun 5th 2014 (2:48am)
Today is your lucky day, then - introducing the ASCII webcam, see yourself in glorious text!
By: dave
Friday, May 9th 2014 (5:19am) | Thanks: mefi
In which Hank debates Hank on one of the most important debates in the United States today, whether to keep the internet open or to allow cable companies to open fast lanes (and slow lanes) for different parts of the internet to flow through.

Please make a public comment here!
The filing number is 14-28

Tell the FCC that they should reclassify broadband internet as a telecommunications (or "Common carrier") service. Right now broadband is regulated like TV or radio, which doesn't make sense.

This is a public comment for the public record... official government stuff... so you'll have to include your actual name and address.

You can also email the FCC directly here:

If you want to help some organizations that work their butts off trying to fight the telecoms, check out:

Save The Internet (from FreePress)

Public Knowledge

And contact your congress people.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, May 3rd 2014 (9:34am) | Thanks: Jaxon
So you want to make people type a lot just to address an email to you? Welcome to a free service for the longest email address in the world. Sign up today.

So you really want to get more spam? No you don't. Try Mailinator, which is the receive-only solution to sites that require you to sign up and supply an email address. Totally unsecure and totally disposable.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Apr 16th 2014 (12:30am)
Hero, traitor, whatever we think of him I do not care. He has a couple of items to contribute.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Mar 19th 2014 (2:45am) | Thanks: Boingboing
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So to celebrate their 10th anniversary, Facebook created an application that displays your events in a little movie. How nice.
What if it was real?
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Feb 7th 2014 (7:07am) | Thanks: Dara
Did you know that if you use GIS to look for "people coughing" you get page after page of invisible blowjobs? Now you do.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 19th 2013 (8:41am) | Thanks: my infantile sense of humor
One of my longtime favorite places on the web, (.org is for fascists), has announced it will be shutting down shortly after the turn of the year. In an oldschool internet dying the death of a thousand cuts, losing fazed is a huge gash indeed.
By: dave
Monday, Oct 21st 2013 (4:34pm)
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Yes, web devs rejoice, here's a little .js drop-in that'll have your project baking brownies upon scroll.
By: dave
Monday, May 13th 2013 (12:01am)
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Your World Of Text offers a blank slate to anyone who wants one. Here's ours.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 25th 2013 (12:13am)
It's no secret that I don't trust google and don't exactly count myself as one of their fans. I worry about any for-profit enterprise that aspires to be the sole repository for the entirety of the world's knowledge. That being said, though, I find their image search to be pretty damn handy, and they've just added a couple of really good features to it - the ability to search for transparent images and animated gifs. Begrudging kudos to you, you megalomaniacal corporate juggernaut.
By: dave
Wednesday, Mar 20th 2013 (5:03am)
A slutty twin. A Sluts Eating Hot Pockets.
By: ZiB
Monday, Mar 18th 2013 (2:04am) | Thanks: Wine
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In a cold and cynical world, where social media are becoming increasingly more popular. Where real friends and socializing is replaced with likes and meaningless comments. Many people find themselves standing on the outside looking in.

How do you get enough thumbs up to get through a gray day? Who will leave some nice words on your photo when it has been out there for 30 minutes and nobody sees the value of your contribution?

There is hope. They call themselves the Facebook Patrol, they are wearing caps and are Norwegian.

The Facebook Patrol - there's no one like us.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Feb 10th 2013 (3:24am)
It might feel like our communications systems have evolved past the point where we'd need tons of cables, but it couldn't be further from the truth - undersea cables are an integral part of the internet's backbone. But where are they, exactly, and which cable links which hubs? TeleGeography makes a great four-color graphic every year that show exactly that. You can zoom in on the map using your mouse scroll wheel.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Feb 4th 2013 (4:48am) | Thanks: Presurfer
There is so much happening on the Internet during a year. How many emails were sent during 2012? How many domains are there? What's the most popular web browser? How many Internet users are there? Here's a list of truly fascinating facts about the year that was.

Some of the numbers are snapshots taken during the year, others cover the entire period. Either way, they all contribute to giving us a better understanding of Internet in 2012.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Jan 19th 2013 (4:21am) | Thanks: Presurfer
The N+7 procedure, invented by Jean Lescure of Oulipo (Ouvroir de Litterature Potentielle: Workshop of Potential Literature), involves replacing each noun in a text with the seventh one following it in a dictionary.

In this Poetry Generator you you can enter a text and 15 alternative texts will be generated, from N+1, which replaces each noun with the next one in the dictionary, to N+15, which takes the 15th noun following.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 16th 2013 (5:46am) | Thanks: Presurfer
The Internet is REAL!
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Jan 10th 2013 (1:39am) | Thanks: Jaxon
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day to the power of a thousand. If you are reading this on December 21st, 2012, then the population of every social media outlet is currently falling all over themselves to prove just what they think about that silly Mayan calendar doomsday scenario. Some are debunking, some are mocking, most are making terrible jokes about the Mayan calendar guy getting distracted.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 21st 2012 (6:18am)
Thomas Roll is not such a man. Since July 14, his lot in life has been to represent for the often-omitted hyphen in Spider-Man's name.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 27th 2012 (5:24am) | Thanks: reddit
Sign up for your very own free longest email address available today! It's so long...
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Nov 15th 2012 (4:34am) | Thanks: Antimatter
The notoriously internet-famous is about to start handing out email addresses. (all SFW)
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 15th 2012 (3:58am)
So, one of my favorite places on the web is Topless Robot, a wonderful self-loathing nerd humor site. I've been going there since it started up 5 years ago, and the reason TR is so goddamn awesome is the guy who runs it, Rob Bricken. Bricken writes about 90% of everything that goes on TR, generally while drunk and angry, and the site would be absolutely nothing without him.

Today is Rob's last day at Topless Robot. io9 backed a dumptruck of cash up to his door to entice him over to the dark side, where he will become another faceless cog in their mammoth Gawker suck machine. Thank you, Rob, for years of entertainment. Topless Robot will go on, but really, it'd be lucky to come out of this a mere shell of its former glory. RIP Topless Robot, best of luck to you Rob, and fuck a great big bunch of you, io9.
By: dave
Friday, Nov 9th 2012 (6:12am)
Foodagram is a web app that lets you create personal video messages as a humanoid food puppet. To make your own, go to the Foodagram site, choose one of five puppets, a background, record your voice and a quirky video message will be generated. The app is a project of My Food My Way, a Toronto-based campaign "with a bold goal: to change the culture of food in our schools, homes, and communities."
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Oct 29th 2012 (12:01am)
So you wonder what any website would look like in a mirror? Wonder no more. And for you lazy types who don't want to type in a URL, try by clicking here.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Oct 7th 2012 (6:18am)

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