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A mysterious gift given to a Montauk, N.Y., woman from her sister might be a valuable piece of petrified whale vomit, experts said.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Dec 19th 2006 (7:01am)
Want to have some fun at your christmas party? Put some of this in the punch bowl.
By: J20
Friday, Dec 15th 2006 (10:54am)
You do not want to watch these videos....you can thank me later.
By: J20
Tuesday, Dec 12th 2006 (1:40pm)
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It amazes me what some people collect.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Dec 12th 2006 (12:02am)
In 1989, Clint Malarchuk was tending goal for the Buffalo Sabres. In a game against the St. Louis Blues, he caught a skate to the throat from Blues' right wing Steve Tuttle during a 3-way collision and it severed his jugular. Here's video of fresh blood spreading on the ice.
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 14th 2006 (12:29am)
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Here's the scenario - a guy shows up in the park with a cardboard box. He dumps out a block of ice and runs off. The block of ice contains an eviscerated cat. People gather, laugh, take pictures, and generally don't care.

If you're fond of cats or have any hope for humanity at all, don't click through on this one.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 30th 2006 (12:07am)
A Hungarian work crew uncovered a cask of rum while renovating a house. Naturally, they drank it all, but to their surprise, even after the barrel was emptied it still weighed a LOT. Further investigation uncovered the source of said weight: the corpse of a dead Jamaican was stuffed inside it.
By: Dave
Friday, May 5th 2006 (8:11am)
We haven't had a serious YUCK on the log in a while... so here. A reminder: SERIOUS YUCK.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Mar 28th 2006 (12:03am)
16 days and counting until we can enjoy the fine taste of Coke and Coffee fused together in Coca-Cola Blak.
By: Scott
Friday, Mar 17th 2006 (7:19am)
Sunny and I are about to get our tattooed wedding rings redone for our 10th anniversary. When we originally got married, we had the rings tattooed on a week or so before the ceremony, and then took band-aids off each other's fingers during the vows.

Here is a story of a couple that's taken the ring concept to an even higher level - they exchanged ring fingers.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 26th 2005 (7:20am)
Ezekiel Rubottom now has his left foot back exactly where he wants it - in a bucket on the front porch.
By: Some Nobody
Tuesday, Jul 26th 2005 (8:56am)
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A Kansas City abortionist is out of business after investigators discovered a grisly house of horrors at his clinic – with fetuses kept in Styrofoam cups in his refrigerator and one employee accusing him of microwaving one and stirring it into his lunch.
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 17th 2005 (5:56am)
Thank god for technology - now you can barf virtually!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 13th 2005 (12:01am)
And people wonder why I don't like kids. Ugh.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 17th 2005 (6:44am)
Difference is, this time it's for real.

"I proceeded to put the object in my mouth. Got all the ice cream off of it, spit it in my hand, said 'God, this ain't no nut!' So I proceeded in here to the kitchen, rinsed it off with water, and realized it was a human finger, and I just started screaming," he said.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 3rd 2005 (12:07am)
I'm betting that more than a few people are looking for a new dentist about now.

What's in your gullet?
By: Mr._Dog
Tuesday, Mar 15th 2005 (11:18am)
People have travelled from near and far to gaze in wonderment upon my Super Bendy Thumb™, but it ain't beans compared to what this guy can do with his pinky. Yikes.
By: Dave
Saturday, Mar 5th 2005 (12:03am)
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Well late at night when you're sleeping
Poison ivy comes a creeping all around
(This one's for you, baby...you know who you are.)
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Nov 12th 2004 (9:49am)
Intensive scientific testing has recently proven that lighting a M100 in your mouth isn't a terribly bright idea.
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 4th 2004 (12:42pm)
Just a heads-up, don't follow this link if you're eating... or working... hell, just don't.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 30th 2004 (5:35am)
What better way to start your week than by watching actual people actually die in actual animated gif-o-vision! Tile it for your wallpaper!
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 12th 2004 (12:05am)
Ever wondered what it'd be like to discover, kill, and pass a 20-foot beef tapeworm? Yeah, me neither, but thanks to this enormously entertaining account, I'm sorta looking forward to it now. Relax, there are no photos.
By: Dave
Saturday, May 8th 2004 (12:05am)
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Feb 19th 2004 (12:45pm)
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