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Remember when MPAA ratings accurately reflected the movie's content instead of the movie's marketable audience? Yeah, me neither.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 8th 2014 (12:00am)
My theory is of course that Stanley Kubrick, in his genius, was predicting with eerie accuracy the highest-grossing animated film of all time, 33 years before its release.
By: dave
Friday, Oct 31st 2014 (12:01am)
You could invest nine hours or so into watching the The Hobbit movies (after waiting for the last one to be released in December), or you could watch the condensed version in this stop-motion LEGO video from BrotherhoodWorkshop.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Oct 20th 2014 (1:17am) | Thanks: Miss C
A dud at the box office when it opened 20 years ago this week, The Shawshank Redemption now perenially tops IMDb’s favorite-movies list—the ultimate in “guy cry” cinema. A story of studio maneuvering, big paychecks deferred, and well-earned roof suds.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 25th 2014 (12:02am)
Interesting tidbits about this movie.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 16th 2014 (5:56am) | Thanks: miss c
Donna Dickens (who I normally can't stand because she hyper-feminizes all over Star Wars) fleshes out an amusing interpretation of Jurassic Park from the velociraptors' perspective based upon a nekoama doodle.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 28th 2014 (12:00am)
Richard Dreyfuss' kids Ben and Emily deconstruct that little summer flick he did back in '75.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 7th 2014 (12:04am) | Thanks: mefi
In 1973 a ragtag group of Texans scrounged up $60,000 and created a film so violent and visionary that it shocked the world. But if you thought The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was strange, then you haven’t heard the story of how it got made.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 20th 2014 (12:04am) | Thanks: mefi
Sean Connery and Harrision Ford star in this classic film. Close all popups and requests to install software. Bastards.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Jun 9th 2014 (12:02am)
If you're a regular reader of the log here on Mondays, you've no doubt noticed from the Fuckoff Theater posts (now on temporary hiatus) that I loves me some pretty crappy movies. No surprise then, that Paste Magazine's list of the 100 best stinkers contains many personal favorites.
By: dave
Monday, May 12th 2014 (5:01am)
If you're a fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, check out this breakdown of SnakeCharmer's chronological supercut of the movies leading up to The Avengers. Me, I gotta see this.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 24th 2014 (12:00am)
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Who says you can't fuckoff on Easter Sunday? Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin star in this classic from 1969.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Apr 19th 2014 (11:10pm)
Monday again - you can either go merge back into the rat race, or you can lay around in your underwear eating cereal and watching movies. Today's temptation is Allan Arkush's Get Crazy, a damn-the-man comedy about saving a musical venue with a star-studded cast including Malcolm McDowell as a thinly-veiled Mick Jagger, Ed Begley Jr, Daniel Stern, and the late great Lou Reed as a thinly-veiled Lou Reed.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 14th 2014 (12:02am)
Scroll and click and scroll and click. There really is no winning score in this one.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Apr 10th 2014 (4:33am)
Another Monday, another choice: to go merge back into the rat race or to stay at home watching movies. Today's enticement to the lazy side is Demian Lichtenstein's 3000 Miles to Graceland, a story of a Vegas casino robbery gone horribly awry. Stars Kevin Costner, Kurt Russell, Christian Slater, and David Arquette... all as Elvis.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 24th 2014 (5:11am)
Another Monday, another decision - to go into work and earn the mortgage or to lay around in your robe and watch movies all day. To help you choose, today's offering is Russ Meyer's ode to the violence in women, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - the tale of hard-driving go-go dancers and the consequences of crossing their paths. Stars the incomparable Tura Satana as the iconic Varla, Haji, Lori Williams, and Stuart Lancaster as the old man.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 17th 2014 (12:01am)
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Monday! Gonna go to work, or lay around all day watching movies? If you've opted for the latter, today's offering is Sally Potter's beautifully bizarre adaptation of Virgina Woolfe's Orlando, the tale of an English nobleman who is seemingly immortal and generally ambiguous about his gender. Stars Billy Zane, Quentin Crisp, Dudley Sutton, and the always-amazing Tilda Swinton as the titular Orlando.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 10th 2014 (12:00am)
Monday - do you go to work and pay bills, or blow it all off and watch movies? To help you decide, here's another one of Peter Jackson's earlier masterpieces, 1989's Meet The Feebles - a peek at the seamy underbelly of prime-time puppet variety entertainment. Stars a bunch of people you won't recognize but who cares because PUPPETS FUCKING.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 3rd 2014 (12:08am)
Monday is here again, time to choose whether to go back into the salt mines or to lay around watching movies instead. Today's offering is Richard Linklater's appropriately-named debut Slacker, a truly linear film where you never see a character again once they've interacted with the next character they come aross. Innovative and unabashed, Slacker stars Linklater himself as the first link in a chain of events that introduces you to weirdies and wackadoos that make up the counterculture of Austin in the early 90's.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 24th 2014 (12:01am)
Monday! Also Presidents Day, so lots of folks don't have to work. If you're not one of them... become one of them! Blow off the day's productivity and watch movies instead. This week we offer Tom Holland's made-for-tv retelling of Stephen King's The Langoliers, which explores the natures of time and sanity from within a wayward jet airplane. Stars Dean Stockwell, that guy from St. Elsewhere, Patricia Wettig and Balki Bartokomous as the batshit crazy Craig Toomey.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 17th 2014 (6:25am)
The LEGO Movie opened at #1 at the box office last weekend. I doubt that this video contains any actual spoilers. It’s an awful lot of trouble to make a blooper reel for an animated film, but often worth the effort. Most of these are actual bloopers from the audio recording sessions made into animated sequences, although a few are actually scripted.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Feb 17th 2014 (12:02am) | Thanks: Miss C
Lily and Jim are interviewed about their disastrous blind date. RT 12:55, c 1997.
Don Hertzfeldt's third student film, LILY AND JIM was shot on 16mm in 1997 at the age of 20.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Feb 11th 2014 (3:02pm)
Monday again. Sure, you could opt to apply your nose back to the grindstone, or you could blow off the day and hang around watching movies instead. To help you decide, here's Don Chaffey's epic Jason and the Argonauts, a tale of golden fleeces being quested and Greek gods fuckin' with the normals. Stars a bunch of people you don't know, but that's not important - animation effects by the incomparable Harry Harryhausen. 'Nuff said.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 10th 2014 (12:02am)
Who says that Mondays are the only days to skip doing actual work and just watch a movie at your workstation?

Leslie Nielsen starred in this critic's bomb.

After death of a man who managed summer camp for kids, his son-in-law plans to close it and build a luxury summer resort. However, manager's friend, Harry has an idea how to save the children's camp.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Feb 7th 2014 (12:11pm)
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