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A sex pest with fake boobs made from inflated condoms, who hassled women in Bristol city centre, has been given a community order. Daniel Lennon approached three victims and made sexual comments to them, flashing a pornographic magazine at one of them.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 6th 2015 (12:01am) | Thanks: arbroath
Meerkat-keeper guilty of assaulting monkey-keeper over love triangle with llama-keeper
By: dave
Monday, Sep 28th 2015 (12:00am) | Thanks: reddit
A Calgary woman whose car was stolen thought her luck had changed when police called to say it was found and would be returned.

Now, she's wondering how they could have missed the cocaine and knife in the front seat, and the crack pipe sitting in plain view in the back.

By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Sep 7th 2015 (1:17pm)
"Between 12:00 p.m. on August 9 and 9:00 p.m. on August 12, an unknown suspect(s) entered a residence through a doggie door and ate the homeowner's popsicles and whipped cream," according to a crime report. "The suspect(s) proceeded to play with Pokemon cards that were found in the residence."
By: dave
Monday, Aug 24th 2015 (12:03am) | Thanks: arbroath
... or, buy one and get one free.
One traffic stop netted two drunk-driving arrests in Vermont after police say a backseat passenger jumped in the driver's seat.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jul 28th 2015 (12:02am)
Just because it's the metropolis of Casper, Wyoming (pop 55,316), don't think that crime isn't running rampant on the streets.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jul 26th 2015 (12:47am)
Perhaps a more posh location with a little privacy would have been a better idea. A BJ in public landed these two behind bars.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Jun 27th 2015 (12:00am)
In the crystal clear video, you can see the man walk past the door, just before he approaches the mail slot he appears to let out a powerful belch. Moments later he pushes open the mail slot and urinates on the carpet and a stack of mail, his dog standing next to him the whole time.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 12th 2015 (6:26am)
Eww. Next time I stay in a room, I go to the convenience store and buy a bag of ice.
A man from England has been charged after he was accused of urinating in an ice machine at Hard Rock Hotel, according to the Orlando Police Department.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Apr 23rd 2015 (5:17am)
"I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass," Marco Alvarado, 20, told police after he was pulled over early Thursday, according to court records.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 16th 2015 (12:01am)
Many New Yorkers' worst fears came to pass on Saturday when an elderly man perpetrated a dildo attack on a subway car full of unsuspecting passengers.
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 14th 2015 (6:07am) | Thanks: bashturn
How Michigan farmer Steve Glew built an empire and lost his fortune in the surprisingly seamy and dangerous underworld of bootleg Pez candy dispensers.
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 26th 2015 (12:00am) | Thanks: digg
A new video shows a man riding his motorcycle through a mall during a police chase in Canada.
The chase occurred on Feb. 20, but the video was only recently released. The Surrey police were alerted to a man riding his motorcycle recklessly around 2:00pm, and he refused to stop when pursued by the police.
The man drives through the mall, nearly hitting several bystanders, and he rides down many side streets after exiting the mall. No one was injured. The police have not yet apprehended him.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Mar 17th 2015 (12:13am)
A robber was apprehended today in Phoenix, Arizona after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 16th 2015 (3:33am)
A homeless man who broke into a car to borrow a blanket returned it with a polite note.

The thief owned up to the crime - but was quick to tell the owner that his blanket was 'really itchy'.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Mar 10th 2015 (1:14am)
Apparently there is a cheese war raging in Quebec, and cheese mafia jobs like this are fairly commonplace.
By: dave
Monday, Feb 23rd 2015 (12:02am) | Thanks: fark
The home that Ice stole from happened to be vacant, but also happened to still have an owner, who happened to still own stuff, which Ice happened to allegedly steal. Ice was taken into custody, and the goods were returned to their rightful owner.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 19th 2015 (12:02am) | Thanks: digg
A bag full of stolen equipment from the Apollo 11 lunar lander has been found in the late astronaut's closet. Just the camera alone is considered to be a priceless artifact.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Feb 10th 2015 (12:16pm)
It just might be your murderer who has dinner to your doorbell.
A Berlin judge on Thursday sentenced four people to life sentences in a sordid conspiracy murder case in which a pizza delivery driver was paid 500 to kill a young woman for her life insurance.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Jan 30th 2015 (4:07am)
A 22-year-old man has been arrested for calling the 191 hotline about 30 times a day and pleasuring himself when male officers answered the phone, police said on Tuesday.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jan 13th 2015 (5:12am)
A pair of back-to-back Lego heists last week exposed a flourishing trend in the criminal underworld that's been quietly building for years. Stolen Legos are as untraceable as cash.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 30th 2014 (12:01am)
A Friendship, WI man suspected of 10th offense operating while intoxicated denied drinking but said he had eaten beer battered fish.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 11th 2014 (4:37am)
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