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The song is great - but the video is even better!
By: Dave
Thursday, Dec 5th 2002 (12:26am)
Everyone has told someone to go play with themselves, this is what happens when you say it to machinery.
By: ZiB
Monday, Nov 25th 2002 (11:55pm)
I generally don't go for techno-pop dance music, but thanks to some car commercial (great advertising, guys, I don't remember your brand) I've taken quite a shine to 'Days Go By' by Dirty Vegas. As good as the song is, the video is even better. Check it out.
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 25th 2002 (12:13am)
Jewel, that paragon of talent and intelligence, just called Bob Dylan a fag. Onstage. In front of thousands of people. Because he didn't make a pass at her.
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 18th 2002 (12:03am)
Beavis and Butthead fans! Here are the complete lyrics to Lesbian Seagull by none other than Englebert Humperdinck! Rock on!
By: Dave
Saturday, Nov 2nd 2002 (11:29am)
On this site you'll find some of the hundreds of examples of music with the reversals that you can hear. Backward masking is where a section that has already been recorded is spliced into the original song backwards. Then if someone plays the song backwards you can then understand it, however forwards doesn't reveal anything intelligible.
By: Hellvis
Friday, Oct 18th 2002 (1:36pm)
Listen up to the bald terror of Cows With Guns!
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 18th 2002 (12:02am)
They had been expecting Wagner; instead, they got "Wee on My Face." When subscribers to the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra used Internet-based media players to listen to CDs sent to promote the orchestra's musical offerings next season, the playlist was not exactly classical music.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 15th 2002 (12:02am)
Need a kick start to get your Monday goin? Can do! Bang your head to this crankin' video!
By: Dave
Monday, Oct 7th 2002 (12:11am)
Hello to rap fans, I am ILL Mitch. I come from Russia to America now I am free to do 3 favorite things. These are rap and ride on my skateboard and hit my boxing bag. But most favorite thing is rap.
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (7:16am)
Every time I hear a TLC song, I think of exceptionally hot black women. This guy on the other hand hears nothing but a bunch of whores that want white men with german cars. Hmmm.
By: chimpy
Monday, Sep 23rd 2002 (10:14pm)
Sorry Snoop - the true dogg style is comin' to town: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is releasing a rap record!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 17th 2002 (12:11am)
The first Viennese Vegetable Orchestra consists exclusively of vegetable-based instruments, although where necessary, additional kitchen utensils such as knives or mixers are employed. After the performance, the instruments are subsequently made into a soup so that the audience can then enjoy them a second time.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:15am)
Hello, this is your pilot, Bruce Dickinson, speaking. We will be landing shortly. Local time is two mintues to midnight, and I think my spandex is creeping.
By: faedra
Tuesday, Sep 10th 2002 (3:49pm)
On Friday August 23rd 2002 Zac "Mr Magnet" Monro, 2001 AGWC Champ and meek mild mannered architect from London, won the 7th Annual Air Guitar World Championship held in Oulu, Finland. The Ideology of AGWC is to promote world peace. According to the ideology, all evil things disappear from the world whenever people play the Air Guitar.
By: Some Nobody
Saturday, Sep 7th 2002 (4:58am)
Lance Bass blew his chance to go into space by not coughing up the 20 mil to the Russians, but that's ok - he can still get some down-to-earth thrills with Uncle Ted for a mere million bucks!
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 5th 2002 (12:13am)
The King is back and this time, he's Chinese! Introducing Chelvis! TCB, Momma-san!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (12:16am)
But, even if Ethel Merman disco'in up her hits doesn't do it for ya, Frank's Vinyl Museum has something for you - from Muhammed Ali battling Mr. Tooth Decay to Buddah's Dial-A-Hit!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
I can't decide if my favorite is "Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?" or "I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling" or maybe it's "I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral" or perhaps "I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love". I could go on, but... you can check it out for yourself.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (12:12am)
Here's a list of cock stats for a couple hundred of your favorite popstars. Not surprisingly, Glenn Danzig is hung like an infant, and Paul Stanley has a goofy 'OH' face.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 19th 2002 (12:06am)
Ok, brace yourself for this one: the video for Leonard Nimoy singing the Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins. This one's a keeper!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 17th 2002 (1:11am)
Are you feeling sad? Are you feeling blue? Did your slutty girlfriend or boyfriend just dump you? Then you, my friend, need to drown your sorrows in break up songs. This site lists them all for you, with lyrics even!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Aug 13th 2002 (4:02pm)
Here is a great video featuring dancing toast and a mischevious squirrel rendered in fabulous EGA by Junior Senior. I DARE you not to smile during this video!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (12:17am)
You rikey ukulele? You rikey rearn to pray ukulele? Me Rikey Teach You!
By: Scott
Monday, Jul 15th 2002 (12:14am)
Take the lyrics of a song and run them through a few online dictionary speech synthesizers, slap it all on top of a crappy midi track, and you get the artistic wonder that is Dictionaraoke!
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 15th 2002 (12:06am)
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