NEW USER
    

The first Viennese Vegetable Orchestra consists exclusively of vegetable-based instruments, although where necessary, additional kitchen utensils such as knives or mixers are employed. After the performance, the instruments are subsequently made into a soup so that the audience can then enjoy them a second time.
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:15am)
Hello, this is your pilot, Bruce Dickinson, speaking. We will be landing shortly. Local time is two mintues to midnight, and I think my spandex is creeping.
By: faedra
Tuesday, Sep 10th 2002 (3:49pm)
On Friday August 23rd 2002 Zac "Mr Magnet" Monro, 2001 AGWC Champ and meek mild mannered architect from London, won the 7th Annual Air Guitar World Championship held in Oulu, Finland. The Ideology of AGWC is to promote world peace. According to the ideology, all evil things disappear from the world whenever people play the Air Guitar.
By: Some Nobody
Saturday, Sep 7th 2002 (4:58am)
Lance Bass blew his chance to go into space by not coughing up the 20 mil to the Russians, but that's ok - he can still get some down-to-earth thrills with Uncle Ted for a mere million bucks!
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 5th 2002 (12:13am)
The King is back and this time, he's Chinese! Introducing Chelvis! TCB, Momma-san!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (12:16am)
But, even if Ethel Merman disco'in up her hits doesn't do it for ya, Frank's Vinyl Museum has something for you - from Muhammed Ali battling Mr. Tooth Decay to Buddah's Dial-A-Hit!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 23rd 2002 (12:20am)
I can't decide if my favorite is "Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?" or "I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling" or maybe it's "I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral" or perhaps "I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love". I could go on, but... you can check it out for yourself.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (12:12am)
Here's a list of cock stats for a couple hundred of your favorite popstars. Not surprisingly, Glenn Danzig is hung like an infant, and Paul Stanley has a goofy 'OH' face.
By: Dave
Monday, Aug 19th 2002 (12:06am)
Ok, brace yourself for this one: the video for Leonard Nimoy singing the Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins. This one's a keeper!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 17th 2002 (1:11am)
Are you feeling sad? Are you feeling blue? Did your slutty girlfriend or boyfriend just dump you? Then you, my friend, need to drown your sorrows in break up songs. This site lists them all for you, with lyrics even!
By: Scott
Tuesday, Aug 13th 2002 (4:02pm)
Here is a great video featuring dancing toast and a mischevious squirrel rendered in fabulous EGA by Junior Senior. I DARE you not to smile during this video!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Aug 6th 2002 (12:17am)
You rikey ukulele? You rikey rearn to pray ukulele? Me Rikey Teach You!
By: Scott
Monday, Jul 15th 2002 (12:14am)
Take the lyrics of a song and run them through a few online dictionary speech synthesizers, slap it all on top of a crappy midi track, and you get the artistic wonder that is Dictionaraoke!
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 15th 2002 (12:06am)
I love cover tunes - I have a huge collection of them that I've been building for years. Imagine my delight when I came across this gem: the Beatle Barkers. Naturally, they do Beatles covers! With dogs! Joy!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:12am)
Introducing the NanoGuitar - it's carved out of crystalline silicon and is smaller than a single cell. Each string is 100 atoms wide. Naturally, the first song played on it was 'Smoke On The Water'.
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 24th 2002 (12:52am)
And you want to get all those great songs from the 80's to remind you of the times when you could still get an erection without intense pain, but you can't remember them? Well never fear, the 80's Exchange is here with a list of all the Top 40 songs of the 1980's. Now put down that bottle of 'Cool Erection' and get to downloading!
By: Scott
Wednesday, Jun 19th 2002 (12:27am)
Apparantly the Dead Kennedeys are touring again, but without Jello Biafra. That's like Elvis' backup band playing without the King. Here's a video of 3 guys going to a DK concert with the sole intention of throwing Jello at the band to protest Biafra's absence.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:25am)
Think about it - is there ANY situation in your day-to-day life that wouldn't be improved with a porn-music soundtrack? Of course not, and now you can have it streamed to you (har har) via the internet, thanks to Fluffertrax!
By: Dave
Monday, Jun 3rd 2002 (12:26am)
Now THIS is what I call a album review!
By: Dave
Friday, May 31st 2002 (12:32am)
Kick out some beefy jams with the Milko Music Machine!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 22nd 2002 (12:21am)
Just when you thought it was safe to step away from your computer, the indescribably bizarre Eugene Mirman is back with a fresh spate of asskicking new tunes. Crank it!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 15th 2002 (12:11am)
...but apart from that, this is the best rendition of the Meow Mix jingle I have ever heard. Heads up, my new working compatriots, I'll be singing this around the office all day tomorrow.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 9th 2002 (12:31am)
Oh joy, David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar are teaming up for a tour together. They should call themselves 'Sans Halen'.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (11:26pm)
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a cover-song-collecting fiend - I love 'em with a passion, and the worse they are, the better. Knowing this, you can imagine my glee when I came across Miserable Melodies, which features more than 100 listenable tunes, lots of which are covers.. like these gems here: Phyllis Diller singing 'Satisfaction' and Barry Williams (Greg Brady) singing 'We Are The Champions'!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (12:12am)
What do you get when you combine an electric bass guitar and a didgeridoo? The Dijbass, natch! I gotta have one!
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Mar 4th 2002 (9:15pm)
Sunday

  • Good Neighbor Day
  • Rabbit Day

Sep 24, 2017
Mystery Link
click at your own risk
?????????????????
Survey Says

Are you a vampire?


PAST POLLS
fuck ie | v3 ©2017 davelog


This page created by a crew of malodorous kittens in 0.2259853515625 seconds