You may not, but its about time Junior learned... it's NEUROSCIENCE FOR KIDS!
By: Hellvis
Monday, Dec 22nd 2003 (8:50pm)
Food scientists at the UK's University of Leeds have developed a formula for making the perfect piece of toast. The equation - which details butter and toast temperature - took three months and cost 10,000 to develop.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Dec 17th 2003 (6:07am)
New Zealand based Madge wants to know,

What gives us the right to think that we can tamper with 'mother' nature? What arrogance is it that allows mankind to think that he can improve on millennia of evolution? A woman is not a cow, nor is a cow a woman. Do we, as human beings, have the right to blur the boundaries between species, especially when we do not know what the long term consequences may be?

Ummm... yes....?
By: Hellvis
Friday, Dec 12th 2003 (3:49pm)
"Pacific herring produce distinctive bursts of pulses, termed Fast Repetitive Tick (FRT) sounds," the scientists write in their report.
By: J20
Tuesday, Nov 11th 2003 (7:50am)
Special effects wizards routinely ignore basic laws of physics. For those of you who can't help but point out the impossible in a given flick, here's a primer on bad movie physics. These guys should have a field day with the Matrix: Revolutions.
By: boho-daddy
Saturday, Nov 8th 2003 (7:09am)
The Sun has unleashed its largest recorded solar flare, capping 10 days of unprecedented activity for the star. Mommy, why does the Sun fart and how can we make it better? Hey Sun, change your underwear!
By: J20
Wednesday, Nov 5th 2003 (11:36am)
If monkey can do this then I want some wings, or at least a tail!
By: B-Man
Tuesday, Oct 14th 2003 (12:46pm)
After years of research and billions of dollars in grants, a scientist has calculated the optimum thickness for a slice of cheese to make the perfect cheese sandwich.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 14th 2003 (12:02am)
Remember the morphing terminator in T2? Well, such a substance is now on the horizon.
By: boho-daddy
Tuesday, Oct 7th 2003 (11:36am)
And, apparently, the brown note DOES exist !
By: Jojo
Saturday, Sep 13th 2003 (2:06pm)
With necessity being the mother of invention, it's not really that surprising to find that some of the most innovative creations have come from people in prison.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 6th 2003 (10:24am)
Yes, Mars was closer to Earth today and yesterday than it has been in thousands of years, and won't be this close again for almost 200 more. The Hubble telescope took a really nice picture, too.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 27th 2003 (1:00am)
Everyone knows Neil Armstrong's little speech on the moon was 'One small step for man... one giant leap for mankind', right? Well, it didn't go quite that well.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 16th 2003 (3:32pm)
Check out the History Of The Universe in 200 Words Or Less. I like to read it out loud like Adam Sandler's 'cajun man'.
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 16th 2003 (12:12am)
Chicago, IL - Astronomers announced that they have discovered a third moon orbiting talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Click here for more on this amazing discovery.
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Aug 14th 2003 (10:25am)
In their efforts to mine stem cells, Chinese scientists have developed hybrid embryos that consist of human skin cells (taken from the foreskins of 5-year-old boys) and rabbit eggs. I can't help but fear that this will lead to an unholy army of rabbit zombies somewhere down the road.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 14th 2003 (8:29am)
because you'll never see this when you're trying to score.
By: Jojo
Wednesday, Jul 9th 2003 (5:25pm)
Noted physicist Stephen Hawking, probably the smartest man on the planet, stunned the scientific community with his new hypothesis that Tiger's got a bitchin' butt.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 9th 2003 (12:01am)
What better way to test the intelligence of slugs than to put them in a maze made of salt! Escape or die!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 28th 2003 (8:10am)
REAL physicists use the Periodic Coil!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 4th 2003 (1:25am)
Researchers at the University of Manchester say they have cracked the secret of one of the reptile world's greatest climbers, the gecko, and produced a sticky tape that can mimic the lizard's gravity-defying abilities.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Jun 3rd 2003 (2:25pm)
It's true! But I tell you one thing they won't do, and that is get you fucking laid.
By: Scott
Thursday, May 29th 2003 (3:50am)
Thank god for science! It's the Meat Tree!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 20th 2003 (12:08am)
Check it out, cuzin: NASA will burn your name onto a cd, which will be attached to a space probe that will smash into Comet Tempel 1 on July 4, 2005! wo0t!
By: Dave
Monday, May 12th 2003 (12:16am)
This story here means one of three things.

1. It's a hoax
2. The world as we know it will change for the better.
3. The beginning of machines turning us into energy, making The Wachowskis better than the psychic hotline!

I'm hoping it's 2.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Apr 22nd 2003 (12:13am)

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