This story here means one of three things.

1. It's a hoax
2. The world as we know it will change for the better.
3. The beginning of machines turning us into energy, making The Wachowskis better than the psychic hotline!

I'm hoping it's 2.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Apr 22nd 2003 (12:13am)
Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we'll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Apr 2nd 2003 (6:44am)
Need a fire? First step, make some ice.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Mar 11th 2003 (4:04am)
The Periodic Table of Haiku began as way for me, Ron Sparks, to intoduce myself to the members of the SciFaiKu Mailing List members.
By: Hellvis
Monday, Mar 10th 2003 (6:20am)
Click here to begin.
By: Hellvis
Tuesday, Mar 4th 2003 (12:25am)
Everything on this page was actually tested in my own microwave oven and I encountered no dangerous situations. But... I make no guarantees what so ever for your experiments!!!
By: Dave
Saturday, Feb 8th 2003 (1:06am)
Canned air can cryo-freeze roaches and power air cannons and terrorize action figures and, maybe best of all - inflate and explode fruits and vegetables.
By: Dave
Monday, Feb 3rd 2003 (12:02am)
What do you do with obsolete CD-ROM's? I cook mine in a microwave oven.
By: faedra
Monday, Jan 13th 2003 (10:58pm)
Jupiter is celebrating the big 40. Using an observatory on top of a Hawaiian mountain peak, an astronomer has detected a small moon orbiting Jupiter.
By: faedra
Friday, Jan 3rd 2003 (1:21pm)
A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants. Wanna know more?
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Dec 26th 2002 (12:11am)
A group of Japanese scientists has transplanted the brain of a baby rat into the thigh of a grown-up rat as an experiment to see if brain tissue can survive if its blood supply is cut off for a while. This is disturbing for SO many reasons.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Dec 3rd 2002 (12:07am)
The Bureau of Missing Socks is the first organization solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy theories, and extraterrestrial. We are entirely funded by your tax dollars expedited by matching cuts in the defense, welfare, and education budgets.
By: Some Nobody
Friday, Nov 22nd 2002 (11:39am)
Click here to learn about Cheez Whiz Shaves, Kitty Litter Facials, and Other Wacky Product Applications.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Nov 20th 2002 (8:23am)
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. stands for Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations, featuring the Gravitational Response Test, the Radiation Test, the Rapid Oxidation Test, and the Maximum Density Test.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Nov 7th 2002 (7:33pm)
Scientists have grown an amazing new apple for Hallowe’en — with spooky pictures on the skin.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Oct 23rd 2002 (12:13am)
Scientists last week revealed they had successfully tested a nasal spray, PT-141, that sent 'healthy, normal women' into states of high sexual arousal.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 4th 2002 (12:34am)
Apparantly, the quest for massive schlongage isn't just limited to Johnny Punchclock - eggheaded scientists are also pursuing 'male enhancement' with considerable vigor, and are now growing penises in test tubes!
By: Dave
Friday, Sep 13th 2002 (12:01am)
Although the late astrogeologist Eugene Shoemaker is supposed to be the first Earthling to have their ashes flown to another planet, his 1999 flight to the moon aboard the Lunar Prospector probe came too late to enjoy that distinction. Certainly Dr. Shoemaker, whose pioneering work that made the Apollo Lunar geo-science program such a success, certainly deserved to have his dream of going to the moon fulfilled. He is not, however, the first interplanetary necro-cosmonaut, thanks to a chain of unlikely events that placed the ashes of my friend, Ira Neal, on a Mars-bound trajectory back in 1992.
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 16th 2002 (12:07am)
By implanting testicular tissue, science has now given us mice that produce the sperm of pigs and goats. Naturally, sales of 2-foot elevator shoes for mice have gone through the roof.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 15th 2002 (12:06am)
Yknow, I find the whole heads of famous people in jars concept from Futurama funny, but after reading the patent description for this device for perfusing an animal head, the thought of actually being hooked up to one of these things terrifies me. Ugh.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jul 2nd 2002 (12:19am)
Hey guys, if your woman is in a funk, scientific studies have recently shown that you can improve her mood by splashing her gums with your man mustard! Talk about your win/win scenarios!
By: Dave
Thursday, Jun 20th 2002 (12:26am)
The future of pointing devices is upon us: Monkey brains move cursor! Think of the implications - you could surf for porn without needing your hands! You could let the monkey brains on your desk do it!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 8th 2002 (12:25am)
Attack of the Tiger Clones!
By: Madkow
Tuesday, May 28th 2002 (1:42pm)

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