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A Lexington teenager faces up to six years behind bars for placing a dead bat on a bun as a joke and giving it to a man who took a bite, thinking it was a burger, police said.
By: Dave
Saturday, Dec 21st 2002 (12:25am)
...to Uncle Joe's Mint Balls! Leaves your mouth minty fresh!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Dec 17th 2002 (12:32am)
Have you ever seen a derriere so cute you could just gobble it up? A caboose so alluring that you would love to take just one bite? Introducing Gummy Butts, soft chewy buttocks in 2 fruity flavors. Available in Men's and Women's styles.
By: Hellvis
Sunday, Dec 15th 2002 (6:01pm)
Finally, a use for those pesky volcanos lying around all over the place! How To Cook With Lava! You will need:
1 Game Hen or Pork Loin
8 Ti or Banana Leaves
1 Shovel and Gloves
1 2000° F fresh Lava
By: Dave
Saturday, Dec 7th 2002 (12:19am)
Join infamous TV host Colin Malone for more wild adventures inside the homes of sexy porn stars who show it doesn’t matter what you eat when the cook's naked! Order yours today!
By: Hellvis
Thursday, Dec 5th 2002 (5:55pm)
As seen in Email Fuckery, the savagely bizarre Turducken will chase those holiday blahs off your table!
By: Dave
Monday, Nov 25th 2002 (12:23am)
Tonya Hot Sauce features an unflattering caricature of disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding outside a dumpy trailer, cigarette in mouth, ice skates in one hand and a hubcap in the other.

"Not for the weak-kneed," reads the label. "Guaranteed to assault your taste buds. It's a lead-pipe cinch you'll love it."

I GOTTA get me some of that.
By: Hellvis
Friday, Nov 1st 2002 (8:02am)
Don't know when your favorite toppings expire? Simply consult the Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 22nd 2002 (12:08am)
Check out The Continuing Adventures of the Gummy Dongs.

And by the way, Gummy Dongs aren't the only edible products in this line, we also have Gummy Cock Rings and Gummy Suckers - also available in the same sugar-free flavors!
By: faedra
Tuesday, Oct 15th 2002 (8:53am)
Hey ladies! Meals Men Like offers manly recipes, meat wallpaper, and invaluable tips like:
· Men love meat. If he doesn't eat meat, girls, he's probably a sissy. Beware.
· Anything good is better with bacon.
· Dinner rolls galore. Garlic bread with that fake garlic spread will really win his heart.
By: Dave
Friday, Oct 11th 2002 (12:16am)
Like most seven-year-olds, Alec Mann went straight for the chocolate. After all, it is chocolate - even if there are crickets mixed in.
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 10th 2002 (12:01am)
RECIPE TIME! Put a smile on the kiddies' faces when you serve up a heaping bowl of Almond Juice and Pork Lung Soup!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Oct 8th 2002 (12:07am)
And you know what that means..well other than the Beach Boys and other elderly bands.. DEEP FRIED FOODS! And now you can make em at home too, enjoy Deep Fried Candy Bars, and Deep Fried Twinkies, every single day!
By: Scott
Monday, Sep 23rd 2002 (1:58am)
Nearly 300 baby pictures decorate Scalini's old-fashioned Italian restaurant in Cobb County. All the babies have one thing in common: They were born after their mothers ate the restaurant's eggplant parmigiana, a $9.95 hot boat of breaded eggplant smothered in cheese and thick marinara sauce, "guaranteed" to induce labor.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 14th 2002 (12:15am)
The International Association of People Who Dine Over the Kitchen Sink: No dress code, reservations, tipping, annoying table conversation; no "soup or salad" decision (have both if you like), no trying to catch the waiter's eye, no deciding whether to use the everyday dishes or the good stuff, no having to endure the waitress calling you "Hon" or "Dearie."
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Sep 12th 2002 (12:56pm)
Here at the Burger King Therapy Center we strive to be a compassionate solace for the tortured & battered souls of past, present and future BK employees. We hope you will find comfort in being here - A place to share your stories, your tears and your victories. Or just laugh everyone else's!
By: Some Nobody
Tuesday, Sep 10th 2002 (12:11am)
The Mission: To visit every Denny's restaurant in the world (or at least as many as possible), getting lots of free stuff along the way.

I have been a Denny's fan for as long as I can remember. When I was a wee lad, my grandfather would take me there for breakfast. As I grew older, I quickly realized the benefit of a place where you can get semi-decent coffee and an omelet any time of the day or night. Sure, all the food tastes the same and it always leave a thick layer of grease on your plate, but where else can you get a Moons Over My Hammy?
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Sep 9th 2002 (12:08am)
If you are easily offened, go to hell. If you don't like pizza, go to hell. If you hate this site, go to hell. If you have a problem with it, contact me. And if you are my mom, you are not allowed to view these pages.
By: Some Nobody
Sunday, Sep 8th 2002 (10:11pm)
Ladies love sweet, smooth taste, like the inside of a cream filled, chocolate Valentine candy... Put a smile on your cumdrinkers' faces.
By: goofyfish
Friday, Sep 6th 2002 (11:15am)
Impress the ladies with your culinary skills when you present them with a stylish, nutritious serving of Underpant Toast!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Sep 3rd 2002 (12:03am)
They are gorging on mountains of lobster, oysters and fillet steak at the Johannesburg conference — aimed at ending FAMINE. It includes 5,000 oysters, more than 1,000lbs of lobster and other shellfish, buckets of caviar and piles of pâté de foie gras. Also, more than 4,400lbs of fillet steak and chicken breasts, 450lbs of salmon, 220lbs of a tasty South African fish called kingclip — and more than 1,000lbs of bacon and sausages.
By: Some Nobody
Thursday, Aug 29th 2002 (7:23am)
The versatility of urine is immense; it's a colouring, it's a flavouring. With salads it's a refreshing dressing, with stews it's a hearty, salty stock. And on its own it's... well... warm.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 29th 2002 (12:01am)
Cinnamon - The Evil, Wayward Altoid.
By: Dave
Thursday, Aug 22nd 2002 (12:21am)
Nothing says 'high society' like classy hors d'oveurs, so break out the pearls and your finest silver and serve up some Party Pigs!
By: Dave
Friday, Aug 9th 2002 (8:06am)
Introducing Frooze Pops, the latest subtle offering from the pedophiles that run the candy industry. It's a phallic-shaped hard candy lollipop that will, once you've slobbed it down a bit, spurt sugary spooge out the tip when you squeeze the base. Kids love 'em!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Aug 7th 2002 (12:11am)
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