Zoltan Istvan is the Transhumanist party's candidate for president this election. If you're not happy with the mainstream options (and want giant chainsaw hands on your robot body), Zoltan is your man... for now.
Thursday, Apr 7th 2016 (12:00am)
"We are a group of very unconcerned citizens who are tired of not being able to come to the post office without some worthy cause vying for our attention and nagging at our conscience," said Taylor. "We would like clear, quiet streets again so that we can be oblivious to the needs of this community and be content with our own lives."
Monday, Apr 4th 2016 (12:00am)
Actually a comedy skit depicting a couple of Finns as they deliver their hard hitting coverage of the presidential election in the United States.
This faux journalism is subtitled in English for your convenience.
Thursday, Mar 10th 2016 (8:20pm)
We seem to get a big mess of confusion in the United States every four years when it comes to presidential elections.
If you want a good read on the topic, you will find that both of the major political parties divvy up their delegates in a moderately unfair fashion in order to nominate a candidate.
According to the 2016 rules, the Dems need 2382 delegates out of 4763 total, of which 712 delegates are unpledged (superdelegates)
According to the 2016 rules, the Republican Party nominee needs 1237 delegates out of 2472 total delegates. But each state gets at least 10 at-large delegates who are not committed and additional ones. Some states are winner-take-all and others apportion their delegates by percentage (sounds fairer to me).
Saturday, Feb 20th 2016 (9:01am)
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Seth Myers takes a look at the political posturing - the jiggery pokery, as it were - that started immediately after the untimely death of conservative Justice Antonin Scalia. He take a few pokes at the GOP debate, then gets in a dig at Marco Rubio, who insists the Constitution be interpreted as it was originally meant - except for the part about the president nominating a Supreme Court justice, of course.
Wednesday, Feb 17th 2016 (12:01am)
It's silly season again. Perhaps you don't know which candidate for president is closest to your liking. Fortunately, there is a Website that can sort it all out for you. The site will ask you a few demographic questions and then some issue questions. When you are all done you can see which candidate you are closest to. You can also indicate which issues are most important to you and let it overweight them.
Sunday, Jan 31st 2016 (9:10am)
Perennial political candidate Vermin Supreme filed papers on Friday to run for the presidential primary in New Hampshire. In a field that includes 30 Republicans and 28 Democrats, the Maryland Democrat stands out for his unique headgear, lush, wizard-like beard, and consistently pro-pony platform.
Thursday, Nov 26th 2015 (12:00am)
Our friends at Bad Lip Reading have covered the recent Democratic Presidential Debate. Fortunately, to be fair, they also covered the first Republican Presidential Debate from back in August as well.
Friday, Oct 30th 2015 (12:01am)
It turns out that former Governor Bush rankled Colbert by holding an unauthorized raffle for a ticket to the show. Colbert responds by holding his own raffle, but it's for charity.
Saturday, Sep 5th 2015 (12:02am)
Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President, keeping track of them has never been more confusing or difficult. Luckily, we've put together a "cheat sheet" with "quick trivia" to help the political layperson discuss with confidence the nuances of each male candidate's views and legitimacy. Feel free to use any and all of these in kicky water cooler conversations about politics this summer, and impress your friends!
Saturday, Jul 25th 2015 (12:00am)
Brush your cat. Take the hair and put it on his/her head. Snap a picture and post it on Twitter with the hashtag of #trumpyourcat. You may now join all the others who have done so.
There is no need to rename your pet "The Donald".
Also available in Instagram flavor.
Sunday, Jul 12th 2015 (12:01am)
So I'm using it to tell you how many people she laid off at Hewlett-Packard.
It was this many:
(scroll all the way to the bottom to see how many sad faces lost their jobs at HP to overseas)
Tuesday, May 5th 2015 (4:09am)
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HBO's John Oliver explained Scotland's upcoming vote on independence and its "300-year arranged marriage" to England during his show this past Sunday night.
Tuesday, Sep 16th 2014 (7:24am)
As with several political topics, you can agree or disagree with the subject matter and still enjoy the creativity of the performance.
In case you had any doubts about whether Kristen Bell is one of Hollywood's most talented dames, check out this amazing Funny or Die video in which she plays a fed-up Mary Poppins who quits her job because her pay sucks.
Sunday, Jul 27th 2014 (1:12am)
YUP 9 Reasons Why the Idaho GOP Governor's Debate Was the Most Important Political Event of the Year
You can catch the Vine clips here or the whole 57 minute debate here.
To his credit, incumbent Governor Butch Otter demanded that even the fringe candidates have an opportunity to participate.
Friday, May 16th 2014 (7:47am)
The year is 2028. All disputes are now settled with drug-fueled combat animals. CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION!
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