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Zoltan Istvan is the Transhumanist party's candidate for president this election. If you're not happy with the mainstream options (and want giant chainsaw hands on your robot body), Zoltan is your man... for now.
By: dave
Thursday, Apr 7th 2016 (12:00am)
"We are a group of very unconcerned citizens who are tired of not being able to come to the post office without some worthy cause vying for our attention and nagging at our conscience," said Taylor. "We would like clear, quiet streets again so that we can be oblivious to the needs of this community and be content with our own lives."
By: dave
Monday, Apr 4th 2016 (12:00am)
Nonpartisan fun. Come to your own conclusions.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Mar 18th 2016 (6:18am)
Actually a comedy skit depicting a couple of Finns as they deliver their hard hitting coverage of the presidential election in the United States.

This faux journalism is subtitled in English for your convenience.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Mar 10th 2016 (8:20pm)
Perhaps John Oliver went off on a 22 minute rant over the candidate in both humor and verifiable fact.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Mar 2nd 2016 (5:19am)
We seem to get a big mess of confusion in the United States every four years when it comes to presidential elections.

If you want a good read on the topic, you will find that both of the major political parties divvy up their delegates in a moderately unfair fashion in order to nominate a candidate.

According to the 2016 rules, the Dems need 2382 delegates out of 4763 total, of which 712 delegates are unpledged (superdelegates)

According to the 2016 rules, the Republican Party nominee needs 1237 delegates out of 2472 total delegates. But each state gets at least 10 at-large delegates who are not committed and additional ones. Some states are winner-take-all and others apportion their delegates by percentage (sounds fairer to me).
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Feb 20th 2016 (9:01am)
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Seth Myers takes a look at the political posturing - the jiggery pokery, as it were - that started immediately after the untimely death of conservative Justice Antonin Scalia. He take a few pokes at the GOP debate, then gets in a dig at Marco Rubio, who insists the Constitution be interpreted as it was originally meant - except for the part about the president nominating a Supreme Court justice, of course.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Feb 17th 2016 (12:01am)
You can now trump Donald's hair in any direction that you choose.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Feb 6th 2016 (3:38am)
It's silly season again. Perhaps you don't know which candidate for president is closest to your liking. Fortunately, there is a Website that can sort it all out for you. The site will ask you a few demographic questions and then some issue questions. When you are all done you can see which candidate you are closest to. You can also indicate which issues are most important to you and let it overweight them.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jan 31st 2016 (9:10am)
We've known this for years. The BBC has made this clear to their following a couple of years ago.

Update: Nothing has changed.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jan 13th 2016 (8:30am)
Perennial political candidate Vermin Supreme filed papers on Friday to run for the presidential primary in New Hampshire. In a field that includes 30 Republicans and 28 Democrats, the Maryland Democrat stands out for his unique headgear, lush, wizard-like beard, and consistently pro-pony platform.
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 26th 2015 (12:00am)
Our friends at Bad Lip Reading have covered the recent Democratic Presidential Debate. Fortunately, to be fair, they also covered the first Republican Presidential Debate from back in August as well.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Oct 30th 2015 (12:01am)
Does this 2015 Gallup Poll result mean the end of partisan bickering? I can only hope so.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Oct 19th 2015 (12:02am)
Choose from eight Trump heads and three sizes. Paint a masterpiece. Enjoy!
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Sep 18th 2015 (2:23am)
It turns out that former Governor Bush rankled Colbert by holding an unauthorized raffle for a ticket to the show. Colbert responds by holding his own raffle, but it's for charity.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Sep 5th 2015 (12:02am)
Various countries have differing concepts of how the free market ought to work. Here is a comprehensive list.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 28th 2015 (12:02am)
Insult your friends. Personalize your insult from The Donald.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 21st 2015 (12:32am)
Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President, keeping track of them has never been more confusing or difficult. Luckily, we've put together a "cheat sheet" with "quick trivia" to help the political layperson discuss with confidence the nuances of each male candidate's views and legitimacy. Feel free to use any and all of these in kicky water cooler conversations about politics this summer, and impress your friends!
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Jul 25th 2015 (12:00am)
Brush your cat. Take the hair and put it on his/her head. Snap a picture and post it on Twitter with the hashtag of #trumpyourcat. You may now join all the others who have done so.
There is no need to rename your pet "The Donald".
Also available in Instagram flavor.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jul 12th 2015 (12:01am)
So I'm using it to tell you how many people she laid off at Hewlett-Packard.
It was this many:

(scroll all the way to the bottom to see how many sad faces lost their jobs at HP to overseas)
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, May 5th 2015 (4:09am)
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The Colbert Report is no mort. Celebrities send him off.
Enjoy his epic close to the show.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 22nd 2014 (12:55am)
So maybe the current flag looks just a little bit too much like that of Australia. Here are some fixes on the menu.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Nov 21st 2014 (10:22am)
HBO's John Oliver explained Scotland's upcoming vote on independence and its "300-year arranged marriage" to England during his show this past Sunday night.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Sep 16th 2014 (7:24am)
As with several political topics, you can agree or disagree with the subject matter and still enjoy the creativity of the performance.
In case you had any doubts about whether Kristen Bell is one of Hollywood's most talented dames, check out this amazing Funny or Die video in which she plays a fed-up Mary Poppins who quits her job because her pay sucks.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Jul 27th 2014 (1:12am)
You can catch the Vine clips here or the whole 57 minute debate here.

To his credit, incumbent Governor Butch Otter demanded that even the fringe candidates have an opportunity to participate.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, May 16th 2014 (7:47am)
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