Some people just can't keep their hands to themselves. Others have the exact opposite problem. Nowhere is this point better illustrated than ex-Santa Fe police sergeant Mike Eiskant, 41. He was caught allegedly masturbating in his squad car after having a sexual conversation.
Saturday, Apr 14th 2012 (12:05am) | Thanks: KEP
I've never claimed to have extensive knowledge of U.S. legislation throughout history, but it's safe to say that I and most people I associate with are law-abiding citizens - or not. As it turns out, every state in this country has at least one wacky legal stipulation that could land residents in hot water if they don't comply. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sunday, Feb 26th 2012 (3:21am)
Gayane Zokhrabov is suing Hiroyuki Joho's estate because he had the audacity to go and get hit by a train and knock her down with his dismembered flying torso. Initially thrown out of court, a Chicago appeals court has just said 'Ok.'
Thursday, Jan 5th 2012 (12:01am)
...and therefore aren't shielded by the same legal protections, leaving them open to libel lawsuits. I suppose this means I have to stop saying that Brett Favre blows dead goats. Online, anyway.
Florida lawmakers, brilliant legislators that they are, recently passed a law against having sex with animals. Problem is, people are animals too, so after Oct 1 they won't be allowed to make teh sexx0rs.
Thursday, May 12th 2011 (5:08am)
Love her or hate her, the recent attempt to TM her name was recently rejected.
The application was rejected for two reasons. First, the examiner pointed out, the fact that your name appears in a news article or on your Facebook page is not evidence that you are "providing a website" featuring political information. Second, Palin did not sign the application.
Monday, Feb 7th 2011 (8:55am)
A country known for it's international neutrality and uber-private banking, Switzerland has a reputation as a nice place, albeit with horrible dental care.
Turns out, Switzerland might not be the nicest place in the Alps. As evidenced by:
1) My last post
2) This item
3) And This item
Wednesday, Jan 12th 2011 (7:48am)
Oh great, now it's illegal to knowingly create an animal/human hybrid here. What the fuck, Arizona legislature? I thought you were supposed to represent the will of the people!
We have a home theater with a 6' x 8' projection screen, and we're throwing a Superbowl party this upcoming Sunday. Of all the things that would make me a criminal in today's society, this appears to be the most recent.
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