Look, if you're gonna go to all the trouble of climbing out the window, at least have the stones to follow through.
Monday, Jul 21st 2008 (6:54am)
A firearms instructor for the Bristol County Sheriff's department has been given other duties after his gun accidentally discharged while he was teaching a class on weapons safety.
Tuesday, May 20th 2008 (6:49am)
...and now they're buying it back on the cheap - with money we lost to them. Yatta HEY.
Tuesday, May 13th 2008 (12:08am)
John Corcoran graduated from college and taught high school for 17 years without being able to read, write or spell.
Wednesday, Feb 13th 2008 (4:44am)
We regret to announce that due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, the publication of The Astrological Magazine will cease with the December 2007 issue.
Wednesday, Jan 16th 2008 (4:47am)
Julius Caesar lay dead and Brutus was talking to his co-conspirators about swords and blood when he paused and excused himself, saying "I seem to have stabbed myself."
Tuesday, Sep 4th 2007 (6:31am)
A Marshalltown woman accused of stealing toilet paper from the Marshall County Courthouse could find herself behind bars.
Tuesday, Jun 12th 2007 (12:31am)
Black California teens convicted of hate crimes against whites.
What's the latest book the uptights are trying to ban from school?
Fahrenheit 451. Huh.
Tuesday, Nov 14th 2006 (5:56am)
Due to a fire at the Factory the Chimfex product is no longer available.
Tuesday, Oct 10th 2006 (5:38am)
Crews have removed at least 200 trees at the city's Mesker Park Zoo to make way for an $11 million Amazonian rain forest exhibit.
Monday, Jul 10th 2006 (12:12am)
And just who is destined to be the proud new owner of one of the world's largest weight-loss centers?
Nestle! You can't make this stuff up, folks!
Monday, Jun 19th 2006 (8:19am)
And for 10 folks in Uruguay it looks like their luck has run out.
Saturday, Mar 18th 2006 (12:52am)
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.
Tuesday, Jan 10th 2006 (12:01am)
During a Women's Day rally in Pretoria, 15 women protested sexual harassment by whipping out their funbags. With NSFW pic, natch.
Monday, Aug 15th 2005 (12:01am)
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