The commode is pretty commonplace and regular. You know one when you see one. Perhaps not, as you travel the world, you might find something a bit different.
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Monday, Jul 27th 2015 (12:22am)
No need, and no need for an expensive plumber to install a bidet for you. With this gadget, you can turn your toilet seat into a bidet, spraying your clinging dingleberries away.
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Monday, Jul 20th 2015 (12:00am)
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Sure, we all know lavatory. And restroom. And washroom. Hey, Navy guys know it as the head. Here are a few you didn't likely know.
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Wednesday, May 6th 2015 (12:02am)
So you think that your shit don't stink? Guess again, however we have four very interesting items here made from crap (not all human).
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Apr 3rd 2015 (12:46am)
I bet you've seen farts afire before. Now you've hit the motherlode.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Mar 27th 2015 (12:04am)
A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.
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Friday, Mar 20th 2015 (12:03am)
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Sunday, Jan 18th 2015 (12:01am)
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Wednesday, Jun 25th 2014 (12:15am)
Those clever Japanese inventors have a solution.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jun 11th 2014 (5:01am)
From the HBO show Complaints and Grievances, we have time for a few fart jokes.
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Friday, May 30th 2014 (12:32am)
Poo~Pourri is not a chemical cover up! Based on aromatherapy principles, a few squirts into the bowl before-you-go forms a protective layer of essential oils that prevent stinky bathroom odors from showing up in the first place.

OMG the video.
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 1st 2014 (12:04am) | Thanks: denkar
There is a very scientific reason behind this. Rachel Maddow explains.
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Friday, Jan 31st 2014 (12:00pm)
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Thursday, Jan 23rd 2014 (1:44pm)
Drug-users' excrement is making dogs in Berlin high. Vets in the capital are warning about an increase in the number of pets falling ill and being unable to walk properly after eating the faeces in the city's parks.
By: dave
Thursday, Oct 24th 2013 (5:30am) | Thanks: arbroath
Eater LA is reporting that a new unusually themed restaurant has just opened in Los Angeles County's City of Industry. Inspired by Taipei's quirky but very popular Modern Toilet restaurant, the Magic Restroom Cafe is an eating establishment that allows patrons to sit on (non-functioning) toilets to eat a variety of Taiwanese-style dishes named after poopy things. Eater LA also reports that a lot of the food (which has gross names like "black poop" (chocolate sundae), "smells-like-poop" (braised pork over rice), "constipation" (zha jiang mian), and "bloody number two" (vanilla-strawberry sundae)) is served in little ceramic toilet bowls. This gimmicky restaurant is owned by YoYo Li and it's her first restaurant venture. More photos of the Magic Restroom Cafe can be found at Eater LA.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 15th 2013 (10:00am)
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Yes, Poo~Pourri is a real product. Yes, Poo~Pourri is scientifically proven to work.

Poo~Pourri Toilet Deodorizers.

Some say the secret to a happy relationship is separate bathrooms, but those people have never tried Poo~Pourri, the classy, sassy, ultra effective way to leave the bathroom smelling better than you found it. Our award winning before-you-go toilet sprays come in several different sizes and scents. Go ahead...join thousands of happy customers who've tried Poo~Pourri for fun and keep using it because it really works!
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Sep 16th 2013 (12:00am)
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Friday, Aug 2nd 2013 (5:11am)
A local authority in Canada has apologized after dumping chicken droppings in an attempt to drive away homeless people.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 7th 2013 (4:28am)
An Australian entrepreneur has spent the last 51 hours sat on the throne, raising cash for the developing world by fighting the good fight on sanitation. And he's winning. Griffiths is a man on a mission which, like the Who Gives A Crap toilet paper he's selling (he'll split the profits 50-50 with WaterAid), is two-fold:

* Step #1: Raise $50,000 to fund the first production run of Good Goods' socially responsible bog roll; and

* Step #2: Get off the toilet, raise more money, and build toilets in places that really, really need them.
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Friday, Jul 13th 2012 (4:46am) | Thanks: Arbroath
Pooping. Everybody does it. The problem with most people's poop is that it's boring. Poop is usually brown, maybe with a little hint of green if you're lucky. Fortunately, for those seeking to stand out from the crowd of brown-poopers, there are some foods that will make your poop change colors.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 19th 2011 (3:29am)
Try the new Kohler Numi toilet. I'm willing to bet that the true life change is the $6300 price tag.
By: ZiB
Saturday, Apr 16th 2011 (3:54pm)
I'm all for explaining stuff to children in a light and humorous way to take the edge off of such a terrifying event, but I also never thought I'd be more disturbed by the images of Chernobyl until I started thinking about them covered in explosive diarrhea.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 22nd 2011 (12:13am)
A potty-mouthed prankster managed to hack into an electronic sign in downtown Houston, treating drivers to an earthier message than their used to seeing.

...their? What the hell happened to you, AP?
By: dave
Thursday, Mar 17th 2011 (12:03am) | Thanks: moonpie
If you're anything like me, you probably think the rest of the civilized world wipes and flushes just like we do. Well, you (and by extension, I) couldn't be more wrong. In the rare instance you find a place that even uses paper, most sewage systems can't handle it and you have to toss your used asswipes in a bucket or over a wall or something.

Fortunately, the intarwebs provides a reference for just about anything, including where you put the paper.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 20th 2010 (4:37am) | Thanks: mefi

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