Yes, Want to do something special for your spouse this Valentine's Day and think outside the box? Well, something's just come onto the market that is probably the most shocking and outrageous gift you could ever dream of getting your special someone this year. Take a close look at this delicious little chocolate treat.
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Thursday, May 28th 2015 (5:09am)
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Wheel thrown, hand altered and sculpted, stoneware. Just a friendly face to join you in your culinary adventures.
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Monday, May 4th 2015 (12:01am)
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Losing your best friend and soul mate is tough. For anybody. So luckily, designer Mark Sturkenboom has designed a product that makes sure your deceased spouse always stays near and dear to your heart. (Did I say heart? I meant genitals)
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 28th 2015 (12:06am) | Thanks: fark
So you have the postal address of someone that you don't like very much and you want to exact some revenge? Send them a bag of dicks to eat. Well, kind of. Sort of.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Apr 21st 2015 (2:25am)
You know those greeting cards you can get that play a little electronic song when you open them? For a mere 15 bucks, you can get one that won't shut off until the battery runs out (around 5 hours) or until it's destroyed in a fit of rage (difficult, as the thing's damn near indestructible and waterproof). Brilliantly devious.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 20th 2015 (12:00am)
WTF Candles makes candles (gasp!) that start off smelling like one thing, and end up smelling like something else entirely. The practical applications are countless.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 3rd 2015 (12:00am)
Build 'em one from scratch with these 1:12 scale cinderblocks!
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 31st 2015 (12:01am)
Artist Ben Zurawski, who creates custom hand-drawn flip books under the moniker The Flippist, created this incredible marriage proposal flip book with a hidden compartment for an engagement ring. According to Zurawski, a customer did indeed use the flip book for a marriage proposal. Given the quality of the presentation, we can only assume the proposal was a success.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Feb 13th 2015 (11:02am)
Literally for years at my day job (I do corporate webwork for a living) I have been trying to get a pinball machine - any pinball machine - in our office. Today, that perpetual campaign just narrowed down to a specific machine. This specific machine.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 18th 2014 (5:18am) | Thanks: mefi
Once just a regular street cup; preventing muggings in a dystopian metropolis, only to be murdered and horrifically disfigured, then revived into a cyborg law enforcer. His prime directives:
1. To serve the public (hot drinks)
2. Protect the innocent and
3. Uphold the law.

He is... RoboCup.

By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 16th 2014 (12:02am)
So you want to protect your buildings and belongings against explosive forces? Sure, you use a spray-on pickup truck bed liner.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Nov 13th 2014 (12:00am)
Do be do be doo -- your cat
By: dave
Monday, Oct 20th 2014 (12:04am)
Headphones are cool and all, but they're missing two essential (imho) features - glowing cat ears and the ability to blast your music at the people around you on a whim. Axent has the solution, and is taking pre-orders now on their Indiegogo campaign.
By: dave
Tuesday, Oct 14th 2014 (12:03am)
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"Yeah, im laying on a giant sausage... what of it?" - says you, after you own this beauty.
By: dave
Monday, Oct 6th 2014 (12:00am)
If your housecat is moping around, it's probably because Mittens wants to run. One Fast Cat has a Kickstarter campaign going to fund the release of their new 200-dollar portable cat wheel. Nifty.
By: dave
Monday, Jul 14th 2014 (7:06am)
Etsy vendor DMAGIC makes those iconic candles, but adorned with your favorite celebs instead of ice queens and wayward carpenters.
By: dave
Thursday, May 1st 2014 (5:41am) | Thanks: ohgizmo
You know what would be great? If someone came up with a lamp that looked like a butt and you turned it off and on by slapping it. That would rule.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 31st 2014 (12:00am)
Imagine a shotgun shell that gives life instead of taking it.
Imagine fields of meadow flowers and sun flowers.
Imagine gardening as something fun.
Imagine a shotgun shell filled with flower seeds.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 20th 2013 (12:09am)
If you're pressed for a less-than-twenty-bucks present (white elephant exchange at work, maybe?) has a handy sort page to get the job done quick.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 5th 2013 (12:06am) | Thanks: miscreant462
Taking a lesson from the timeless design of the double-barrel shotgun, you can now get a double-barrel pistol. If that makes your double-shottie feel emasculated, there's always this.
By: dave
Thursday, Sep 26th 2013 (5:18am)
bears. with wings. shooting lazers. why lazers? the bears were having a hard time holding the bow and arrows. they'll maul you, but only because they're jealous of your opposable thumbs.
By: dave
Friday, Sep 6th 2013 (6:05am) carrying around one of these savagely beautiful weapons edged with shark teeth. Oh yes.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 15th 2013 (12:08am)
Vipukirves is an efficient tool for chopping firewood, possessing many advantages, such as speed and work safety, over traditional axes and small hydraulic log splitters.
By: dave
Monday, Jun 10th 2013 (12:02am) | Thanks: reddit
Man, I love Amazon reviews.

No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer!
By: dave
Friday, Feb 15th 2013 (4:56am) | Thanks: elite1484
If you're an oceanographer or hentai fan who tends to plug his toilet up, your dreams have been answered.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 31st 2013 (4:25am) | Thanks: reddit

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