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By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 23rd 2013 (6:47am)
Aalaya Walker was visiting a friend in St. Petersburg Monday when they decided they wanted some late-night waffles, The Tampa Bay Times reported. So Walker began preheating the oven -- unaware that her friend, JJ Sandy, 25, was storing a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 4th 2013 (12:03am)
Get Out! Get Out! Lockdown!
By: Sunny
Friday, Jan 4th 2013 (8:01am) | Thanks: Hellvis
By: ZiB
Wednesday, Aug 22nd 2012 (2:53pm) | Thanks: Mefi
A construction worker in Iowa came across a bottle containing 40 pounds of liquid mercury on a job site. His first inclination was to take it to a neighborhood bar, where someone promptly spilled half of it on the floor, exposing a dozen people to the fumes. After that, he figured his best bet would be to hide it, so he buried the bottle containing the rest in a child's sandbox where it was discovered by four children under the age of 10.
By: dave
Thursday, Jul 26th 2012 (5:07am)
It is not considered turning yourself in if you're drinking and driving and you slam your car into the state's mobile Breath Alcohol Testing lab at a DWI checkpoint.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 8th 2011 (4:26am) | Thanks: arbroath
Well, if you're 36-year-old Ethan Bennett, you reach for your .22 and blast that sucker off of you. Poorly.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 5th 2011 (4:37am) | Thanks: arbroath
Former Canadian Football League rivals Joe Kapp, 73, and Angelo Mosca, 74, buried the hatchet right in each other's face as the two came to blows during a CFL alumni luncheon that took place last Friday in Vancouver.

When Kapp, former QB of the BC Lions, offered Mosca, once a defensive tackle for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats, a flower as a gesture of reconciliation, the latter told the former to "stick it up your ass." This didn't sit well with Kapp, for who the 50-year-old wound of Mosca's dirty tackle of running back Willie Fleming in the 1963 Grey Cup is still too fresh.

The crowd, initially mistaking the pair's banter for friendly, didn't intervene until it was clear that Kapp and Mosca were not engaging in harmless horseplay, but were in fact extended a feud nearly as old as the league itself.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Nov 28th 2011 (12:09pm) | Thanks: daily what
An unidentified 21-year-old man allegedly made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit in a child's swing at Blue Rock Springs Park, police said. He promptly became stuck, and further swelling and circulation issues made it impossible for him to get out on his own, said Vallejo police Sgt. Jeff Bassett.

And then his friends left him.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 1st 2011 (6:01am) | Thanks: boingboing
...but getting your hand stuck in the gas tank of your car looking for chocolate is another animal entirely.
By: dave
Friday, Jul 1st 2011 (6:05am) | Thanks: arbroath
This profanity-laden rant from an extremely unhappy Canadian cable subscriber went viral via cassette tape and entertained junior-high-schoolers for years. Warning: LOTS of swearing.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Oct 22nd 2010 (1:00pm)
Yang Jun thought he was dying of a broken heart. So he took some sleeping pills and decided to jump. While negotiating, the inevitable happened.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Sep 15th 2010 (1:10pm)
Ortiz admits that prior to introducing the bill he did not research salt's role in food chemistry, its effect on flavor or his bill's ramifications for the restaurant industry. He tells me he was prompted to introduce the bill because his father used salt excessively for many years, developed high blood pressure and had a heart attack.

Sound reasoning... if his father was the only one to vote him into office. One could speculate that failing to produce a bright kid might also lead to a heart attack.
By: ZiB
Thursday, Mar 11th 2010 (5:31pm) | Thanks: /.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
By: dave
Monday, Mar 8th 2010 (6:04am)
But it should be a given not to piss on the electric fence.
By: ZiB
Tuesday, Mar 2nd 2010 (1:11am)
Let us hope a couple of kids named Steve and Brian do not find this on a Friday night drinking binge.
By: ZiB
Sunday, Jul 12th 2009 (1:08am)
Paula Griffin (29) from Bournemouth glued her eye shut when she dropped nail glue into her eye instead of eye drops.
By: dave
Friday, Apr 10th 2009 (12:06am) | Thanks: attu
Filer emergency crews retrieved an unidentified Ada County man from a rest area toilet Thursday afternoon, after he climbed into a waste tank and became stuck.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 10th 2009 (12:08am) | Thanks: phapster
A guy in my hometown of Corpus Christi wanted to prove how long he could hold his breath to some friends - and he's still at it.
By: dave
Tuesday, Feb 24th 2009 (5:10am)
Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens - after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.
By: dave
Monday, Oct 20th 2008 (2:14am)
Two men are being treated for first- and second-degree burns after Anderson police say a lit cigarette caused the car where they were huffing aerosol chemicals to explode.
By: dave
Wednesday, Sep 3rd 2008 (6:27am)

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