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Over the past few weeks, the traditional Sunday religion post has been degenerating into a festival of offensiveness - and I have no problem with that. Let's continue down that spiral with hearty gusto!

One winter day, a man walked outside after a church service. He was startled when he saw two altar boys lying face down, pants around their ankles, with their penises in the snow.

The man exclaimed, "What on earth are you two doing?!"

One altar boy looked up at the man and said, "Father Bietighofer always likes to down a couple cold ones after Mass."

Delightful, yes? Let's get on with the links - there's a lot of them this week!

Stripper For God | Rod Of Correction | Jewish Space Dilemma | Peanut Jesus
Church Of Mary | Battleground God | Fire Bible | Holy Shit
Cremation is NOT Christian | God Saves The Titanic
By: Dave
Sunday, Jun 2nd 2002 (12:05am)
Sunday again, and that means it's time to get yer holy on - and since I got so many complaints about last week's religious joke, I think I'm gonna make it a regular item for the Sunday post. Nyeah nyeah.
A priest, a lawyer, and a policeman are visiting an orphanage on career day. Without warning, a fire suddenly begins to spread through the halls.

As everyone runs terrified from the building, the policeman exclaims, "The children, we must save the children!"

The lawyer then screams out, "Screw the children!"

To which the priest replied, "Do you think we have time?"
Let's get to the linky goodness! On your knees!
SWAT Team For Christ | Church Of The Open Door | Scotland Turns Pagan
God Hates America | Hinjews | Monkee Fans For Christ
By: Dave
Sunday, May 26th 2002 (12:01am)
Yep, it's Sunday again, time for a fresh spate of divine linkage to inspire you for another week - but first, my man m0j0 told me a great one a few days ago, and I'm passing it along to you, the dedicated spiritual reader:
      Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
      A: It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting of Jesus.
On to the links!
Exorcism Tips - How To Make God Puke - Punks and Skins For Christ - Beating Satan, Not Your Penis - Resigning Pope - The Sin Of Breastfeeding
By: Dave
Sunday, May 19th 2002 (12:26am)
When I'm not working (thanks again, Jason), I'm surfing the web, looking for links to post up here. Over the course of a week, I bank all the religious stuff I find up for one big post to fill you Sunday readers with spiritual guidance. So, without further ado, here's this week's spread:
Christians For Cannibis - Priests Gone Wild - Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories - Where Is God? - Pope Chart - Harry Potter Chick Tract - Heeb Magazine
By: Dave
Sunday, May 12th 2002 (1:55am)
If you plan on attending a future Mardi Gras, try not to be photographed shirtless next to a drag queen and some chiseled guys in biker shorts.
By: Madkow
Tuesday, May 7th 2002 (2:22pm)
¡Domingo feliz, churchgoers! ¡Vamos conseguirlo encendido con los holies!
Party With Satan - Holywood Squares - Get Away Satan - Jesus Chronicles - Bible Quiz - Hollywood Jesus
By: Dave
Sunday, May 5th 2002 (12:09am)
Welcome to Davelog 2.0! Round these parts, we spend our Sundays with our eyes buried in religious readin', so let us commence!
Eunuch Jesus Caught with Naked Man in The Act - Priests Gone Wild - Landover Baptist Shutdown - Mrs. Antichrist - Landover Baptist NYTimes Ad -
God Watches
By: Dave
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (12:17am)
Here's my sunday submission: Betty is a better christian than you. Really! And she has her own website to prove it.
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (12:55pm)
Time once again for that weekly tradition - almighty postage!
Satan And PMS - Christian Urban Legends - Polterchrist - Ask Moses - Lego Cat Church - Jack Chick's Fairy Tales - Why I Shot An Abortionist
By: Dave
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (12:05am)
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