Nothing sucks worse than a cold vibrator. Thank god for Fuzzies!
By: Dave
Monday, Jul 15th 2002 (12:14am)
This sucker's huge! Big enough to keep Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Carly Simon, and Miss Halliburton (my 6th grade English teacher) happily moist for months!
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:16am)
"While you are sitting on the toilet, simply remove it by gently pinching the base of the cup..." Color me old fashioned, but do we REALLY need a vaginal shot glass?
By: goofyfish
Monday, Jun 24th 2002 (7:50am)
If you travel a lot, you've no doubt noticed the ludicrous scrutiny you must go through to get on a plane these days - that's why you should carry The Bill of Rights Security Edition. You need to get used to offering up the bill of rights for inspection and government workers need to get used to deciding if you'll be allowed to keep the Bill of Rights with you when you travel.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
Introducing the Jacuzzi La Scala, a full-featured jacuzzi adorned with a 42" plasma flat-screen TV, and a floating remote. This is SO much nicer than the bucket with the 9" B/W TV that I use.
By: Dave
Wednesday, Jun 12th 2002 (12:19am)
If people don't think you're strange enough as it is (hard to believe, considering you're HERE and all), try chasing them around the office with a puppet likeness of yourself. That should do it.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:16am)
...with the Draganflyer III, a remote controlled helicopter with a spy camera on it! Gotta have one!
By: Dave
Friday, May 24th 2002 (12:07am)
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who dont regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 23rd 2002 (12:25am)
Summer is rapidly descending upon us - temperatures here in Phoenix have already topped 100 - and yet I stay cool and refreshed in my non-air conditioned '72 bug. How? Cool Shirt!
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 1st 2002 (11:28pm)
If he or she is not wearing Yo My Booties, then your baby is definately not hip.
By: Scott
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (7:17pm)
If you're like me, sometimes ya gotta get up in the wee hours (har har) to take a leak - and nothing chases the sleepies away like turning on that bathroom light. Well, salvation is on the way, thanks to Jonny Glow! Now you can whiz in the dark and hit the target every time! They even have a theme song!
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (12:16am)

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