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If you're looking to get immortalized on the Strange Deaths site, just follow this simple recipe for an awe-inspiring exit:
The goal of this is not only to off yourself, but to emotionally scar as many passers-bys as possible.

MATERIALS NEEDED:
One (1) Building. Approx. 10 stories/100 feet above a busy sidewalk.
80ft. of very fine piano wire.
90 ft. of very strong rope.
Epoxy/superglue/something of that nature.

PROCEDURE:
1 - Ascend to roof of building.
2 - Secure piano wire and rope to solid object near the edge.
3 - SECURELY tie rope around your feet.
4 - Loop piano wire snugly around your neck.
5 - Epoxy/Superglue your hands to your head.
6 - Allow glue to set.
7 - Jump off the roof.

You will have a good 80 feet of freefall to accelerate. At 20 feet above the ground your head will come off quite cleanly via the piano wire. You will come to a rest above the ground, head hanging neatly in your hands looking right at horrified onlookers.
By: Dave
Thursday, Oct 24th 2002 (12:11am)
Just when you thought you couldn't get enough death.... LEGODEATH!
By: Hellvis
Monday, Oct 21st 2002 (1:44pm)
Most people go out getting capped in the back while walking to the corner liquor store to pick up some smokes, beer and porn. Others die of natural causes. But this crazy bitch wanted to die like a cock-a-roach.
By: chimpy
Monday, Oct 14th 2002 (2:11pm)
Here's a fascinating read about Fernand Meyssonnier, a retired Algerian executioner. He knows what it is like to hold a human head.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (12:02am)
A 23-year-old man, who was riding in a van and opening the slide door to throw rocks at mailboxes and cars, fell out of the van and died. Big loss.
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 2nd 2002 (12:01am)
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