You probably don't realize it (I sure didn't), but you have an alternative energy source in your house! You'd be amazed at the stuff you can get that runs off the power running through your phone line! It's like free electricity!
Thursday, Dec 5th 2002 (12:26am)
Keep your brain from exploding by wearing this stylish baseball cap woven from a light metal tissue that effectively blocks 100% of all radio waves and keeps the government out of your head!
Friday, Nov 22nd 2002 (12:24am)
Victoria's Secret has done FLIPPED THEIR LIDS! Holy crap. $10,000,000 for ANY thing like this had better be sitting pretty on two of THE most gorgeous mounds of sweater meat ever seen. Even then, what a joke...
Tuesday, Nov 12th 2002 (9:56am)
Those Japanese people are always dictating what's cool and hip with the youngsters these days, and Afro Ken is the next big thing! It's uncomfirmed but it may speak Afro Languages. And if that's not enough here is the whole line up!
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (1:15am)
Hippy Vegetarians, Jews, and Muslims. Studies show that roughly 90% of the people rioting at the past 2 years of World Trade Organization were members of at least one of the above groups (and occasionally members of all three!).
Bespattered Industries has partnered itself with the National Pork Board in the development of a new defense against the raving, close-minded people outlined above. While these people surely aren't good, God-fearing individuals, they certainly are Pork-fearing zealots. We have exploited this irrational fear with our new product: Pork Spray™.
Saturday, Sep 21st 2002 (12:43am)
I absolutely love T-Shirt Hell. And if I were you I'd buy a shirt from them after clicking that link. BUT if for some reason you can't find the right shirt for you there. May I suggest you buy this shirt right here? Or one of the many other fabtastic selections they have.
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
Since I switched to an optical trackball, I have a small collection of mousepads buried under the bills and other ignored garbage on my desk. If I could get about 2500 more, I could make a killer couch like this guy did!
Thursday, Aug 1st 2002 (12:13am)
You have lost your belt and you have to be at work in 10 minutes! WHATDOYOUDO?
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