Let the boys down at the shop do a spit-take when you slap on one of these badass welding helmets. Great for staring into eclipses too!
Wednesday, Oct 9th 2002 (12:22am)
Those Japanese people are always dictating what's cool and hip with the youngsters these days, and Afro Ken is the next big thing! It's uncomfirmed but it may speak Afro Languages. And if that's not enough here is the whole line up!
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (1:15am)
If you're sick of not knowing whether it froze last night, get yourself a Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator - when the temp drops below 32, his nuts fall off.
Monday, Sep 30th 2002 (12:06am)
Now you can blend anywhere! Introducing the gas-powered TailGator blender! Our old pal Hellvis is gonna need about 3 of these in a week.
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (12:13am)
Hippy Vegetarians, Jews, and Muslims. Studies show that roughly 90% of the people rioting at the past 2 years of World Trade Organization were members of at least one of the above groups (and occasionally members of all three!).
Bespattered Industries has partnered itself with the National Pork Board in the development of a new defense against the raving, close-minded people outlined above. While these people surely aren't good, God-fearing individuals, they certainly are Pork-fearing zealots. We have exploited this irrational fear with our new product: Pork Spray™.
Saturday, Sep 21st 2002 (12:43am)
hick: (hk) Informal n. A person regarded as gullible or provincial: "New Yorkers had a horrid way of making people feel like hicks"(Louis Auchincloss).
adj. Provincial; unsophisticated: a hick town.
Thursday, Aug 29th 2002 (8:24am)
Tired of those smug looks you get from people riding tandem bicycles? Put those twerps in their place by tooling around on the new Conference Bike with a half dozen of your friends!
Thursday, Aug 29th 2002 (12:11am)
You know, that one with the geometric shapes in pinks and greens, topped off with dancing pineapples.. Well they ain't got nothing on these Worst Couch Contest Winners!
Wednesday, Aug 28th 2002 (9:09am)
Lookin sharp, but that Hawaiian outfit isn't complete without a gin-yoo-wine Ho Bag!
Saturday, Aug 24th 2002 (12:02am)
By ordering a Mr. Potato Head license plate -- a cool collectible -- you can help the hungry in Rhode Island.
I absolutely love T-Shirt Hell. And if I were you I'd buy a shirt from them after clicking that link. BUT if for some reason you can't find the right shirt for you there. May I suggest you buy this shirt right here? Or one of the many other fabtastic selections they have.
Thursday, Aug 8th 2002 (12:20am)
Since I switched to an optical trackball, I have a small collection of mousepads buried under the bills and other ignored garbage on my desk. If I could get about 2500 more, I could make a killer couch like this guy did!
Thursday, Aug 1st 2002 (12:13am)
Look no further than the Peter Petrie Egg Seperator. For only 12 bucks you can seperate eggs and simulate snot until the cows come home!
Monday, Jul 22nd 2002 (12:17am)
Everyone's seen those Hello Kitty vibrators, but check THIS out: a .45 caliber Hello Kitty pistol!
Tuesday, Jul 16th 2002 (12:13am)
Nothing sucks worse than a cold vibrator. Thank god for Fuzzies!
Monday, Jul 15th 2002 (12:14am)
This sucker's huge! Big enough to keep Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Carly Simon, and Miss Halliburton (my 6th grade English teacher) happily moist for months!
Wednesday, Jul 3rd 2002 (12:16am)
"While you are sitting on the toilet, simply remove it by gently pinching the base of the cup..." Color me old fashioned, but do we REALLY need a vaginal shot glass?
If you travel a lot, you've no doubt noticed the ludicrous scrutiny you must go through to get on a plane these days - that's why you should carry The Bill of Rights Security Edition. You need to get used to offering up the bill of rights for inspection and government workers need to get used to deciding if you'll be allowed to keep the Bill of Rights with you when you travel.
Saturday, Jun 15th 2002 (12:38am)
Introducing the Jacuzzi La Scala, a full-featured jacuzzi adorned with a 42" plasma flat-screen TV, and a floating remote. This is SO much nicer than the bucket with the 9" B/W TV that I use.
Wednesday, Jun 12th 2002 (12:19am)
If people don't think you're strange enough as it is (hard to believe, considering you're HERE and all), try chasing them around the office with a puppet likeness of yourself. That should do it.
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:16am)
...with the Draganflyer III, a remote controlled helicopter with a spy camera on it! Gotta have one!
Friday, May 24th 2002 (12:07am)
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who dont regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek.
Thursday, May 23rd 2002 (12:25am)
Summer is rapidly descending upon us - temperatures here in Phoenix have already topped 100 - and yet I stay cool and refreshed in my non-air conditioned '72 bug. How? Cool Shirt!
Wednesday, May 1st 2002 (11:28pm)
If he or she is not wearing Yo My Booties, then your baby is definately not hip.
Tuesday, Apr 30th 2002 (7:17pm)
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