Girls, are you tired of spending your evening staring at your mobile, waiting for a man to call?
Guys, does your girlfriend wait up all night whilst you're out with the lads, waiting for you to call her?
Well no longer, help is at hand!
Wednesday, Apr 16th 2003 (12:38am)
"When Jim Bristoe told his wife he wanted to build a cannon that would shoot a pumpkin a mile, she told him he wasn't all there.
But he built one anyway, with a 30-foot-long barrel. It is powered by a 700-gallon air tank and is appropriately named "Ain't All There." It looks much like a mobile anti-aircraft gun."
It appears the public is inching EVER so closer to dream invention: the meat catapult. Maybe humanity is as far-fucked as was initially perceived...
Friday, Oct 18th 2002 (1:40pm)
Sharp has come up with a 3D Television that will split images up between your left and right eye the same way 3D glasses do but without the glasses. The implications for the future of Video Games are amazing.
Tuesday, Oct 1st 2002 (12:15am)
I've worked with some people who had the worst diets in the world. This food would eventually take it's toll on their digestive track and I'd be subjected to ass gass clouds that would make me tear up like a lost 4-year-old in a mall.
If only I had access to a Fart Filter. Life would have been so much better.
Tuesday, Sep 3rd 2002 (1:55pm)
It seemed as if everyone responded with joy when I pulled out my cellbaby cellphone. No longer was I scorned in the coffee shop or abused on the bus, everyone loved my cellbaby; "Oh it is soooo cute!" people would say with a big smile on their face. That made me so happy.
By: Some Nobody
Monday, Aug 19th 2002 (12:27am)
The year is 2028. All disputes are now settled with drug-fueled combat animals. CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION!
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