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Until the world whirls weirder... thats it for today.
By: Hellvis
Wednesday, Oct 9th 2002 (9:45am)
Manuel Wackenheim began his fight in 1995 after the French ban meant he could no longer earn a living being thrown around discotheques and nightclubs by burly men.
By: Dave
Saturday, Sep 28th 2002 (12:08am)
If you do, then you might want to be careful the next time you're staying in a Marriott Hotel, especially in Knoxville, Tennessee. That black spot on the light fixture might not be an insect...it
might just be a hidden camera!
By: m0j0
Thursday, Sep 26th 2002 (8:05am)
People give me no end of shit because I don't eat chicken - haven't, in fact, for over 15 years. Why not? Well, apart from the fact that it's just a nasty filthy bird, it'll also kill you!
By: Dave
Monday, Sep 23rd 2002 (12:11am)
Following a flurry of international criticism regarding a preemptive strike against Iraq, George Bush surprised pundits Tuesday with the announcement he was immediately launching "Operation Shut Your Piehole" against nearly a dozen whiny world leaders and United Nations officials.
By: Dave
Thursday, Sep 19th 2002 (12:07am)
Meet Mohamad Khordadian, an Iranian dancer who was jailed for 10 years for the heinous offense of dancing with women. As compelling as the story is, even more interesting is that getup he's wearing. Just imagine what his shoes must look like!
By: Dave
Saturday, Aug 10th 2002 (1:59am)
...then brain-eataing amoebas will probably keep you out of the lakes.
By: Dave
Friday, Jul 26th 2002 (12:27am)
Here in the states the headlines are all corruption and oppression, but across the pond, it's front page news when the queen watches a cow pee.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 25th 2002 (12:06am)
Plastic bags designed for committing suicide are to be manufactured in Brisbane and given away to Australians, euthanasia campaigner Philip Nitschke said on Tuesday. To avoid prosecution, Exit Australia will distribute the bags without instructions on their use.
By: Dave
Thursday, Jul 11th 2002 (12:15am)
This just in: the Spanish Prime Minister, Jose Maria Aznar, can run 73 miles per hour!
By: Dave
Saturday, Jul 6th 2002 (12:15am)
Women and children fled screaming, Secret Servicemen reached for their guns, and the National Guard was mobilized as the terrible vehicle of mass destruction lumbered past the Pentagon gates.
By: Dave
Saturday, Jun 22nd 2002 (12:05am)
And just what in the hell is THIS thing?
By: Dave
Friday, Jun 14th 2002 (12:30am)
The federal government spent $62 million on a building to store and treat low-level radioactive waste at a California nuclear weapons laboratory, then decided the structure wasn't secure enough.

So where is the waste kept now? Under tents, just outside the building. Yet another prime example of your tax dollars at work.
By: Dave
Tuesday, Jun 11th 2002 (12:27am)
Whodathunkit? Falling Coconuts Kill More People Than Shark Attacks. See, I knew there was something evil about them coconuts.
By: Dave
Monday, May 27th 2002 (12:08am)
In the wake of the September 11 attacks, everyone is hyper-sensitive about anything referring back to that fateful day - so it has been proposed that the emergency phone number be changed from 911 to 'PUPPIES'.
By: Dave
Friday, May 10th 2002 (12:13am)
So I've been working on the new Davelog in my free time (which I have a LOT of, being unemployed and all), and it's getting to the point where I can at least show it off a little. There are still many things to do, but this will be the general feel of the site once it's fully implemented.
By: Dave
Friday, Mar 29th 2002 (11:09pm)
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