Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.
In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.
Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
Sunday, Nov 18th 2018 (12:00am)
Saturday, November 17th
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Wednesday, November 14th
On the one hand, Jesus died for our sins and that is a BFD. On the other hand, he died for our sins, which means he knows how much we love to sin, which means he sacrificed himself so we could lie and steal and make crappy jokes he may or may not have laughed at (who could presume to know the Chosen One’s sense of humor?)
Wednesday, Nov 14th 2018 (12:00am)
Tuesday, November 13th
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Saturday, November 10th
Holy crap, it's been better than 5 years since I knocked out a feature for the site. Well then.
Introducing a new feature series that I'll probably forget about ever making more episodes of, showcasing (in a manner of speaking) the stupid shit I get my action figures up to in the wee hours when I should be sleeping: They're Not Dolls, Mom. This first - and possibly only - installment is on my favorite figure of them all, a kitbash (combining parts from other figures and toys and stuff into something new) that goes by the name of Man Man.
Saturday, Nov 10th 2018 (3:10pm)
Friday, November 9th
Thursday, November 8th
Yes, our old religious friend who decided that she should follow the instructions of her invisible friend in the sky instead of the ruling of the Supreme Court of the United States is in the news again.
Thursday, Nov 8th 2018 (12:00am)
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A retired Argentinian professional boxer died in front of a horrified crowd on Sunday after he choked to death during a televised croissant-eating contest. Mario Oscar Melo, 56, was attempting to finish as many croissants as he could in under one minute. Outlets reported that he was on his third croissant when he began choking.
Thursday, Nov 8th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: bashturn
Wednesday, November 7th
If you think election results are safe, you now have reason to believe otherwise.
An 11-year-old boy in August was able to hack into a replica of the Florida state election website and change voting results found there in under 10 minutes during the world’s largest yearly hacking convention, DEFCON 26, organizers of the event said.
Wednesday, Nov 7th 2018 (12:00am)
Tuesday, November 6th
Billionaire philanthropist and Microsoft founder Bill Gates had his hands full on-stage in Beijing on Tuesday, showing a jar of human faeces. The stunt was part of his speech at the Reinvented Toilet Expo event - a showcase for new toilet technologies.
Tuesday, Nov 6th 2018 (9:33am)
Harvard researchers raise the possibility that it may be "a fully operational probe sent intentionally to Earth vicinity by an alien civilization."
Two words: We're fucked.
Tuesday, Nov 6th 2018 (12:52am)
Monday, November 5th
Denny Douds, longtime head coach of East Stroudsburg Warriors in Pennsylvania, shocked everyone by calling an illegal 4th time-out late in the 4th quarter. He then told his team that he was retiring on the spot, and walked off the field for the last time.
Saturday, November 3rd
A pal o' mine works for a barcade in Mesa called the Grid, and they are currently hosting - and livestreaming - a 24-hour gaming event there to support kids' charities with drunken revelry and consoles. Live right now, and should run till noon on Sunday.
(but very fucking funny)
First off, we have his rip on how to save the planet: ABORTION IS GREEN.
Oh, so that wasn't offensive enough for you? Good. Listen up, because we have his OFFENDED BY WORDS bit.
Tell me in comments how fucking offended you were by my posting this.
Saturday, Nov 3rd 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: Stephane
Friday, November 2nd
Hubble’s Law no more. It turns out that Edwin Hubble's work expanded upon calculations made by another astronomer, Belgian physicist (and priest) George Lemaitre, published two years earlier.
Friday, Nov 2nd 2018 (12:01am)
Humanity has wiped out 60% of mammals, birds, fish and reptiles since 1970, leading the world’s foremost experts to warn that the annihilation of wildlife is now an emergency that threatens civilization.
Friday, Nov 2nd 2018 (12:01am) | Thanks: have patience
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