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American astronaut, politician, and icon. Gone.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 8th 2016 (1:42pm)
Okay, there are about a million articles out there on the proper technique for giving a blow job. You'd think by now that there is a guide for guys how to get one?

Your wish has been granted.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Dec 8th 2016 (6:05am)
I've got some shit boys. My huge beautiful wife gave me children who think and speak like the toilet. I have four garbage sons: The first son is named Royce, the second son is named Preston, the third son is named Lance And Blake (two names for just one son), and the fourth son is the dreaded Laramie. Which one of my toxic sons are you? Take this quiz to find out!
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 8th 2016 (5:50am) | Thanks: lauraaaa
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Wednesday, December 7th
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, explains near death experiences.
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Wednesday, Dec 7th 2016 (12:50am)
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Tuesday, December 6th
SUIT #2: Like they just never acknowledge he's a dog?
VISIONARY: I mean he wears a costume, so.
SUIT #3: Literally Wishbone is wearing a Romeo costume and standing in front of a grown woman in an Elizabethan gown who's asking him to deny thy father and refuse thy name, but no mention of the fact he's a dog?
VISIONARY: Correct.
SUIT #2: All fours or hind legs?
VISIONARY: That really depends on the themes of the book.
[furious note-taking]
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 6th 2016 (12:00am)
Along Florida's west coast, crime is running rampant and cats are purring with delight.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Dec 6th 2016 (12:00am)
Sometimes creativity in the kitchen pays off with a transcendent culinary experience. Sometimes not so much.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 6th 2016 (12:00am)
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Monday, December 5th
Remember our dickhead friend Martin Shkreli who raised the price on his pharma company's AIDS drug by over 50 times? Interesting, but he is now praising high school kids who have synthesized a drug for a fraction of its commercial costs.
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Monday, Dec 5th 2016 (12:04am)
Great. Now how are you going to get your clothes clean? Esquire, of all places, has a guide.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 5th 2016 (12:04am) | Thanks: digg
Like most red-blooded Americans, the apex meal in my dietary regimen is a hamburger. As much as I love ground beef, though, if I could find an acceptable substitute I would switch to it for health and environmental reasons. Hell, maybe it'll keep my cardiologist off my back for a while.

Enter the Impossible burger. Made entirely of plant proteins, it's purported to convincingly emulate ground beef in taste, texture, aroma, and mouthfeel. I haven't yet had the opportunity to try it, but when that opportunity arises, I'm keen to give it a shot.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 5th 2016 (12:04am)
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Sunday, December 4th
Up until the 1970s, color photography was extremely rare, and so when we think about history prior to that time, we often envision it in black and white. Today's technology now enables us to "colorize" historical photos, giving us our only chance at seeing what the world really looked like back then. And it was truly spectacular.

Take a gander in this clip. You won't believe that the runtime is 10:20 because most of that time, you jaw will be bouncing off the floor.
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Sunday, Dec 4th 2016 (12:39am) | Thanks: Mister Mike
Saturday, December 3rd
Was he political more than an author of childrens' books?
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Saturday, Dec 3rd 2016 (12:01am)
Friday, December 2nd
Chef Peng Chang-kuei first made the dish at a Taiwanese eatery in 1952. He died today at the age of 98.
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Friday, Dec 2nd 2016 (8:45pm)
This little bird must be a fan of the Bangles.
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Friday, Dec 2nd 2016 (12:02am)
Thursday, December 1st
The author of this ranked it as hard. I got 100%. Not bad for a gringo yanqi.
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Thursday, Dec 1st 2016 (6:14am)
I want things to be different.
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Thursday, Dec 1st 2016 (5:56am)
Wednesday, November 30th
And a musical one at that. Name your favorite, original or cover.
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Wednesday, Nov 30th 2016 (12:15pm)
No matter if you're not a fan of the show. Many of the sketches are common knowledge. You'll likely score correct on at least half of these questions. If not? No penalty.
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Wednesday, Nov 30th 2016 (12:10am)
Tuesday, November 29th
Looks like this one slipped under my radar until now. Actor Ron Glass, who is best known for his role as Detective Ron Harris on the comedy show Barney Miller has died at the age of 71.
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Tuesday, Nov 29th 2016 (10:28pm)
How did a boring Nintendo game from 1987 become the most coveted cartridge ever? It's a bit of a mystery.
By: dave
Tuesday, Nov 29th 2016 (12:00am) | Thanks: digg
With a tear in my eye, I present for you Carson's entire farewell performance. RT 46:00
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Tuesday, Nov 29th 2016 (12:00am)
Monday, November 28th
Economists believe in full employment. Americans think that work builds character. But what if jobs aren't working anymore?
By: dave
Monday, Nov 28th 2016 (7:12am) | Thanks: mefi
Robot Chicken had so many claymation action figure parodies, it's hard to recall all of them. Adult Swim makes it easier, with occasional compilation videos. Here are some clips from their most popular Superman sketches. In this video, Superman discovers a new superpower, gets a newspaper headline, and find out the truth about his parents.
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Monday, Nov 28th 2016 (12:22am) | Thanks: Miss C
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Sunday, November 27th
Sir David Attenborough narrates this segment from the epic Planet Earth II series.
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Sunday, Nov 27th 2016 (12:01am)
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