"Dear Smokey Yunick, I installed a four barrel carburetor into my 67 Pontiac Le Mans. While I had the car up on the lift, I screwed on four square wheels. Now the car won't move."
Answer? "The 351 cubic inch engine from GM was never designed for a 4bbl carb."
Monday, Jan 21st 2019 (1:09am)
...with a deftly folded towel. A mainstay of your major cruise lines is the daily towel animal on your bed, placed by the steward after servicing the room. Now, thanks to maketowelanimals.com, you too hold the keys to opulent living. Ahoy!
Monday, Jan 21st 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: mylittlehomestead
The Netherlands has discovered that although legalizing euthanasia might resolve one ethical conundrum, it opens a can of others - most importantly, where the limits of the practice should be drawn.
Sunday, January 20th
Translated by Rodolphe el-Khoury
"A brilliant account of the politics of shit. It will leave you speechless."Sylvere Lotringer, Editor, Semiotext(e) and Professor of French & Comparative Literatures, Columbia University
Sunday, Jan 20th 2019 (1:29am)
Friday, January 18th
The viral internet, a simple typo, and the power of crowdfunding will bring Will Novak, a 35-year-old man in Phoenix who works for the city of Mesa, to Vermont next weekend for the bachelor party of a complete stranger.
Friday, Jan 18th 2019 (9:36am)
Interviews with Harold Ramis, Michael O’Keefe, Scott Colomby, Cindy Morgan, John F. Barmon Jr., John Murray, Ann Ryerson, Jon Peters, Kenny Loggins and others.
I'm alright. Nobody worry bout me.
Friday, Jan 18th 2019 (12:00am)
Thursday, January 17th
Have you ever sworn off waste, only to find yourself dragging the cans to the curb once more? If you find yourself backsliding, remember the three Rs you learned in fifth grade: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Then, cut out two of those Rs and focus on the middle one: Reuse. If you adopt this approach - the KeepEverything method - you'll never revert to discarding again.
Thursday, Jan 17th 2019 (12:00am)
There's a new Ghostbusters movie in the works. Entertainment Weekly has learned exclusively that Jason Reitman will direct and co-write an upcoming film set in the world that was saved decades previously by the proton pack-wearing working stiffs in the original 1984 movie, which was directed by his father, Ivan Reitman.
Thursday, Jan 17th 2019 (12:00am)
Wednesday, January 16th
As if news of losing Carol Channing wasn't enough to make you a frowny clowny, Maine's legendary wallbagel bit the dust today. I'm starting to think getting out of bed this morning was a mistake.
Wednesday, Jan 16th 2019 (11:31am) | Thanks: bondcliff
Tuesday, January 15th
It had big stars, it foretold virtual reality, and the director was the special-effects wizard behind 2001: A Space Odyssey.
It's also one of my all-time favorites. And it has a fascinating story behind it.
Monday, January 14th
As the West becomes more and more secular, and the discoveries of evolutionary biology and cosmology shrink the boundaries of faith, the claims that science and religion are compatible grow louder. If you’re a believer who doesn’t want to seem anti-science, what can you do? You must argue that your faith – or any faith – is perfectly compatible with science.
Monday, Jan 14th 2019 (4:23am)
Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
Monday, Jan 14th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: Heferito
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Thursday, January 10th
Police are trying to track down a man who spent three hours licking a doorbell at a California home. Police said a newly installed surveillance system helped them investigate the case. "We were pleasantly surprised the image was so clear. It didn't take us long to identify the individual," Salina Police Department spokesperson Miguel Cabrera said.
and yes, there's video.
Thursday, Jan 10th 2019 (12:04am)
Wednesday, January 9th
This clip, although Left biased ought to be scary no matter which political party is in the Oval Office.
The moment the president declares a "national emergency" - a decision that is entirely within his discretion - more than 100 special provisions become available to him.
Full article here, if you have a moment or two to read. Where has our democracy gone?
Wednesday, Jan 9th 2019 (12:00am)
You have lost your belt and you have to be at work in 10 minutes! WHATDOYOUDO?
Once Upon A Deadpool (2018)
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