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4 ingredients: bacon, little smokies, brown sugar, and PURE FUCKING WIN.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 6th 2009 (6:11am)
Hyundai has an interesting approach to the impending economic meltdown - if you buy one of their cars and then lose your job within the next year, you can just give the car back. No fault, no foul.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 6th 2009 (4:59am)
Just when you thought your life couldn't get any better, someone goes and makes a soundboard of David Lee Roth's isolated vocal track from Runnin' With The Devil. Crank it and get to work!
By: dave
Tuesday, Jan 6th 2009 (12:30am) | Thanks: mefi
The Big Bopper's been moved to a new casket after almost 50 years. You'll be able to bid on the old one soon.
By: dave
Monday, Jan 5th 2009 (5:56am)
So, around Thanksgiving I made the mistake of telling the missus that I was thankful that scorpions can't fly. The thought burned into her brain and now she has trouble sleeping. My bad.
Hopefully she'll skip over this post, because here's photographic proof that scorpions CAN fly.
By: dave
Monday, Jan 5th 2009 (12:08am)
We're not filthy smokers - we're artists with an unusual medium.
By: dave
Monday, Jan 5th 2009 (12:08am)
Here's a sweet Flickr gallery of Far Side cartoons re-enacted in the meatspace.
By: dave
Friday, Jan 2nd 2009 (12:16am)
Since the site's essentially running on autopilot this week, the WWW is pretty small this time. Let's do it.
By: dave
Wednesday, Dec 31st 2008 (12:15am)
There are a slew of Beatles covers out there, some great and most not so great.
Here's one of the strangest ones I've heard: Ray Charles sings Eleanor Rigby 
By: FuzzyBunnySlippers
Tuesday, Dec 30th 2008 (6:58am) (more) [Comments: 1]
You can run your car on liposuctioned fat. Now all they need to do is come up with a realtime direct-feed method.
By: dave
Tuesday, Dec 30th 2008 (12:12am)
While it's a few days old, it bears mentioning that you'd best STFU in the movie theater.
By: FuzzyBunnySlippers
Monday, Dec 29th 2008 (7:07am)
Wikipedia has a nice little collection of notable deaths from before the middle ages to modern day.
By: dave
Monday, Dec 29th 2008 (12:17am)
Hey readers, I'm going to be AFK for a while, so I leave the site in the capable hands of the staff. Updates for the next week or so may be on the thin side, but we'll be back in full force starting January 5. Happy New Year, everyone!
By: dave
Saturday, Dec 27th 2008 (6:39am)
...and Fox still owns the Watchmen. The judge has suggested that Warner let Fox distribute, but the fate of the movie is now even farther up in the air than ever before. Fox is either gonna make a shit ton of money for doing nothing but waiting until the work was done and promoted, or the movie will never see the light of day and Warner will lose everything they put into it.
Fuckers.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 26th 2008 (9:51pm)
That's probably because he was busy slaughtering people in California before killing himself.
By: dave
Friday, Dec 26th 2008 (12:14am) (more) [Comments: 3]
Sultry singer and occasional Catwoman Eartha Kitt has passed on from colon cancer. RIP.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 25th 2008 (7:33pm)
Lance, Inc, the company that makes those peanut butter/cheese cracker packs you always found in rural gas station vending machines, bought the Archway Company (the parent company of Mother's) at a bankruptcy auction and has promptly begun re-hiring the former employees, letting them keep their pay rate and seniority, with benefits from day 1.
Not only that, the employees who have yet to be re-hired (but will, they intend to re-hire the entire staff) were given a $1500 prepaid debit card to help get them through the holidays: David Singer, CEO of Lance, says the gift cards were a way of letting Ashland know the new owners are different. "We wouldn't do it willy-nilly," Singer says. "We do want to make money. But this is the pool of folks that we intend to hire. We just wanted to let them know who we were." This gives me warm fuzzies for all kinds of reasons. Happy holiday, everyone.
By: dave
Thursday, Dec 25th 2008 (12:18am) | Thanks: sproutster |
The most common name in Italy is Mario Rossi. ?????????????????
Nothing! Player's off!
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